Christmas is coming
isn't it a laugh
we haven't any money
so let's all go daft
Come along girls
come along boys
we'll all get together
make a daft noise for
Christmas
Let 'em all stop
let 'em all stare
calling us crazy
we don't care
it's Christmas
Sing about love
and sing about joy
Raise your hands
and raise your voice
Come on come on
make a daft noise
for Christmas
What if it's sad
what if it's tough
You'd like to buy a
present but you
haven't got enough for
Christmas
You might as well squeal
you might as well shout
show 'em how you feel
let it all out
for Christmas
you've got no crackers
and you've got no toys
you got no money
so you got no choice
come on come on
make a daft noise
for Christmas
Christmas
Christmas comes
but once a year and
when it does it's
absolutely shocking
T' Goodies are here
with a daft idea to
stuff a little cheer in
your Christmas stocking
All right I want
everyone to repeat
everything after me
That's not what I mean!
You're just being silly!
Let's make a daft noise
Make a neigh
make a wheee
Ooo ooo ooo
Diddly diddly diddly
Ah-bucka-bucka-buck
Here comes a hard one!
Boing boing bukka-chu
boing-a-boing
ding-a-ling!
Near enough!
Come along girls
come along boys
we'll all get together
make a daft noise for
Christmas
Let 'em all stop
let 'em all stare
calling us crazy
we don't care
it's Christmas
Sing about love
and sing about joy
Raise your hands
and raise your voice
Come on come on
make a daft noise
for Christmas