I know a girl who
thinks of ghosts
She'll make
you breakfast
she'll make you toast
But she don't
use butter
And she don't
use cheese
She don't
use jelly
or any of these
She uses Vaseline
Vaseline
Vaseline
I know a guy who
goes to shows
When he's at home an'
he blows his nose
He don't use tissues
Or his sleeve
He don't use napkins
or any of these
He uses Magazines
Magazines
Magazines
Magazines
I know a girl who
reminds me of Cher
She's always changin'
the color of her hair
But she don't
use nothin'
That you buy
at the store
She likes her hair to
be real orange
She uses Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines