How in the world
will I make it
to work
in the morning?
I've been drinking
since we
clocked out and
now it's four a.m.
But they're such
a generous couple,
Alfredo and Pauline
When they offer
a late night session
you don't want
to offend
The shutters
come down
And that's what
they're for
We don't want to
invite in the law
It's not often
the case that
we're forced to
sacrifice the jukebox
But the plug
always has to be
pulled on the
quiz machine
So you imbibe
all you can 'cos
you're partaking in
something forbidden
And time after time
you wake up
face down
in the latrine
We speak in
hushed tones
Dim down
the lights
We're staying
after hours tonight
Oooh, oooh
Where am I now?
Where am I now?
Where am I now?
I don't remember
a thing
I don't remember
Remember a thing
Lord only knows
the kind of poison
I'm drinking
I can't read the label
So I just dance off
my cares like
Fred Astaire up
here on the table
The shutters
come down
and that's what
they're for
We don't want
to invite in the law
We speak in
hushed tones
And dim down
the lights
We're staying
after hours
tonight...