I'm malicious,
mean and scary
My sneer could
curdle dairy
And violence-wise,
my hands are not
the cleanest
But despite my evil look
And my temper,
and my hook
I've always yearned
to be a concert pianist
Can'tcha see me on the
stage performin' Mozart
Tickling the ivories
'til they gleam
Yep, I'd rather be
called deadly
For my killer
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Thank you
'Cause way down
deep inside
I've got a dream
He's got a dream
He's got a dream
See, I ain't as cruel
and vicious as I seem
Though I do like
breaking femurs
You can count me
with the dreamers
Like everybody else
I've got a dream
I've got scars and
lumps and bruises
Plus something
here that oozes
And let's not even
mention my complexion
But despite
my extra toes
And my goiter,
and my nose
I really want to make
a love connection
Can't you see me with
a special little lady
Rowin' in a rowboat
down the stream
Though I'm one
disgusting blighter
I'm a lover, not a fighter
'Cause way down
deep inside
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
He's got a dream
I've got a dream
He's got a dream
And I know one day
romance will
reign supreme
Though my face leaves
people screaming
There's a child behind it,
dreaming
Like everybody else
I've got a dream
Tor would like to
quit and be a florist
Gunther does
interior design
Ulf is into mime
Attila's cupcakes
are sublime
Bruiser knits
Killer sews
Fang does little
puppet shows
And Vladimir collects
ceramic unicorns
I have dreams,
like you no, really
Just much less
touchy-feely
They mainly
happen somewhere
warm and sunny
On an island that I own
Tanned and rested
and alone
Surrounded by
enormous piles
of money
I've got a dream
She's got a dream
I've got a dream
She's got a dream
I just want to
see the floating
lanterns gleam
And with every
passing hour
I'm so glad I
left my tower
Like all you lovely folks
I've got a dream
She's got a dream
He's got a dream
They've got a dream
We've got a dream
So our diff 'rences ain't
really that extreme
We're one big team
Call us brutal,
Sick
Sadistic
And grotesquely
optimistic
'Cause way down
deep inside
We've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
Yes way down deep
inside, I've got a dream
Yeah