Kids say the
Darndest things
Have you ever
Listened close to the
Games they play
Or the little songs
They sing
Last night
Dressed up in
High-heeled shoes
And wearing my
Old hat
My four-year old
Said ''I want a
Divorce''
Now where did
She hear that
Kids say the
Darndest things
Have you ever
Listened close to the
Games they play
Or the little songs
They sing
Last night
As I watched TV
One rushed through
The door Mommy
Daddy's telling
Someone on the
Phone
Don't you call me
Here no more
Kids say the
Darndest things
Have you ever
Listened close to the
Games they play
Or the little songs
They sing
I bet my Daddy can
Whip your Daddy
But Daddy's never home
And I think Mommy's
Worried 'bout him
'Cause she cried
All night long
Kids say the
Darndest things
Have you ever
Listened close to the
Games they play
Or the little songs
They sing
You never know
What they
Learn in school
Or what they're
Thinking of
My first-grader
Just said a
Four-letter word
And it sure
Wasn't love
Kids say the
Darndest things
Have you ever
Listened close to the
Games they play
Or the little songs
They sing
Kids say the
Darndest things
Have you ever
Listened close to the
Games they play
Or the little songs
They sing
Kids say the
Darndest things