Ooh let me in or I'll get
physical with you
I just gotta dance right now
it's critical to do
No I haven't had no dope
Lift up the velvet rope
Mr Doorman stop teasing
I'm freezing out here
See I've got friends inside
It's my birthday tonight
And I'm not wearing trainers
Not to mention knickers
It's futile to debate
with Saint Peter at the gate
Made of protein milkshake
And low carb intake
'Cause all in all you're just
another prick at the door
Ooh let me in or I'll get
physical with you
I just gotta dance right now
it's critical to do
Bouncer hey bouncer
Bouncer bounce
bounce bouncer
Bouncer hey bouncer
Ooh bouncer
empowered and aroused
I see it in your trousers
And in the way you browse her
What her dress is up
to waterline
Bitch is clearly borderline
Nose as white as
Snow White's in moonlight
We stand in awe in front of
another prick at the door
Ooh let me in or I'll get
physical with you
I just gotta dance right now
it's critical to do
Bouncer hey bouncer
Bouncer bounce
bounce bouncer
Bouncer hey bouncer
Bounce bounce bouncer
Ooh let me in
or I'll get physical
I just gotta dance
right now it's critical
So you can play karate
You thick illiterati
I'm a black belt in life
so go home to your ugly wife
You've forgotten your wisdom
The window to the ladies' room
A whole new possibility
for a cat like me
Ooh let me in or I'll get
physical with you
I just gotta dance right now
it's critical to do
Bouncer hey bouncer
Bouncer bounce
bounce bouncer
Bouncer hey bouncer