Babs and Clean Willie
were in love,
they said
So in love
the preacher's face
turned red
Soon everybody
knew the thing
was dead
He shouts,
she bites,
they wrangle
through the night
hey
She go crazy
Got to make
a getaway
Papa say
Oh...
No hesitation
No tears and
no hearts breakin'
No remorse
Oh... congratulations
This is your
Haitian divorce
She takes the taxi
to the good hotel
Bon marché as far
as she can tell
She drinks the zombie
from the cocoa shell
She feels alright,
she get it on tonight
hey
Mister driver
Take me where
the music play
Papa say
Oh...
No hesitation
No tears and
no hearts breakin'
No remorse
Oh... congratulations
This is your
Haitian divorce
At the Grotto
In the greasy chair
Sits the Charlie
with the lotion
and the kinky hair
When she smiled,
she said it all
The band was hot so
they danced
the famous Merengue
Now we dolly back
Now we fade to black
Tearful reunion
in the USA
Day by day
those memories
fade away
Some babies grow
in a peculiar way
It changed, it grew,
and everybody knew
hey
Semi-mojo
Who's this kinky
so-and-so?
Papa go oh...
No hesitation
No tears and
no hearts breakin'
No remorse
Oh... congratulations
This is your
Haitian divorce