Well I don't know why
I came here tonight
I got the feeling
that something ain't right
I'm so scared
in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering
how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm
Stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wondering
what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep
this smile from my face
'Cos you told me
I'm all over the place
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
When you started
out with nothing
And you're proud
you're a self made man
And your friends
all come crawling
Slap you on the back
And say please...., please.....
Trying to make sense of it all
But I can see
it makes no sense at all
Is it cool
to go to sleep on the floor
I don't think
I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
When you started
out with nothing
And your problem's
your a self made man
And your friends
all come crawling
Slap you on the back
And say please...., please.....
Well I don't know why
I came here tonight
I got the feeling
that something ain't right
I'm so scared
in case I fall off my chairs
And I'm wondering
how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm
Stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you..!