HEY EVERYBODY
IT'S GOOD TO BE
HERE AT THE CRUSTY
CANTEENA
WE'VE GOT A REAL SPECIAL
SHOW FOR YA'LL TONIGHT
FEATURING MY NEW
BEST PAL THIS GUY
HE'S AN IDIOT
WE'RE GONNA SING
A SONG ABOUT FRIENDS
WELL LISTEN UP
AND I'LL TELL YOU
WHO'S THERE FOR YOU WHEN
YOU ARE SAD AND DOWN
IDIOT FRIENDS
WHO PICKS YOU UP AND
SMACKS YOU ALL AROUND
IDIOT FRIENDS
WHO PUTS THORNS IN YOU
SO YOU CAN SAVE THE TOWN
IDIOT FRIENDS
IDIOT FRIENDS
IDIOT FRIENDS
IDIOT FRIENDS
IDIOT FRIENDS
WHO HELPS YOU PICK YOUR
PANTS UP OFF THE GROUND
LET'S BRING IT HOME
IDIOT FRIEND
WHO LETS YOU RIDE
ON HIS COFFIN
WHO SLAPS YOU HARD
AND OFTEN
WHAT DO YOU AND ME
HAVE IN COMMON
WE'RE IDIOT FRIENDS