I EXPECT EVERY ONE
OF MY CROWD TO
MAKE FUN OF MY PROUD
PROTESTATIONS OF
FAITH IN ROMANCE
AND THEY'LL SAY
I'M NAIVE AS
A BABE TO BELIEVE ANY
FABLE I HEAR FROM
A PERSON IN PANTS
FEARLESSLY I'LL
FACE THEM AND ARGUE
THEIR DOUBTS AWAY
LOUDLY I'LL SING ABOUT
FLOWERS AND SPRING
FLATLY I'LL STAND ON
MY LITTLE FLAT FEET
AND SAY
LOVE IS A GRAND AND
A BEAUTIFUL THING
I'M NOT ASHAMED
TO REVEAL
THE WORLD-FAMOUS
FEELING I FEEL
I'M AS CORNY AS
KANSAS IN AUGUST
I'M AS NORMAL AS
BLUEBERRY PIE
NO MORE A SMART LITTLE
GIRL WITH NO HEART
I HAVE FOUND ME
A WONDERFUL GUY
I AM IN
A CONVENTIONAL DITHER
WITH A CONVENTIONAL
STAR IN MY EYE
AND YOU WILL NOTE
THERE'S A LUMP IN
MY THROAT WHEN
I SPEAK OF
THAT WONDERFUL GUY
I'M AS TRITE AND AS GAY
AS A DAISY IN MAY
A CLICHÉ COMING TRUE
I'M BROMIDIC AND BRIGHT
AS A MOON-HAPPY NIGHT
POURING LIGHT ON
THE DEW
I'M AS CORNY AS
KANSAS IN AUGUST
HIGH AS A FLAG ON
THE FOURTH OF JULY
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE
AN EXPRESSION I USE
I'M IN LOVE I'M IN LOVE
I'M IN LOVE I'M IN LOVE
I'M IN LOVE WITH
A WONDERFUL GUY
I'M AS CORNY AS
KANSAS IN AUGUST
HIGH AS A FLAG ON
THE FOURTH OF JULY
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE
AN EXPRESSION I USE
I'M IN LOVE I'M IN LOVE
I'M IN LOVE I'M IN LOVE
I'M IN LOVE WITH
A WONDERFUL
I'M IN LOVE I'M IN LOVE
I'M IN LOVE I'M IN LOVE
I'M IN LOVE I'M IN LOVE
I'M IN LOVE
WITH A WONDERFUL GUY