WHY CAN'T I
6 BAR
BREAK
G. I. JOE
MOVED TO MEXICO
HE'S HIDIN' FROM
THE I.R.S.
WEARIN' DIAMOND
RINGS
AND LIVIN' LIKE A KING
AT AN UNDISCLOSED
ADDRESS
SUPERMAN
FLEW TO JAPAN
AND GAVE UP
FIGHTIN' CRIME
HE'S DOIN'
COMMERCIALS
FOR COMPACT CARS
LIVIN' IN A BIG HIGH RISE
WELL EVERYBODY'S
GOTTA GROW UP
SOMETIME
TO GET A LITTLE SLICE
OF THAT BIG OL'
AMERICAN PIE
YEAH EVERYBODY'S
GOTTA GROW UP
SOMETIME
WHY CAN'T I
THE OL' LONE RANGER
BOUGHT
AN R. V. PARK
SOMEWHERE
IN ARIZONA
AND TONTO BUILT
A BIG CASINO
AND OWNS
HALF OF OKLAHOMA
BARBIE AND KEN
THEY GOT A DIVORCE
I GUESS THAT'S
THE WAY IT GOES
SHE GOT THE HOUSE
AND ACCESORIES
AND TOLD KEN TO HIT
THE ROAD
WELL EVERYBODY'S
GOTTA GROW UP
SOMETIME
TO GET A LITTLE SLICE
OF THAT BIG OL'
AMERICAN PIE
YEAH EVERYBODY'S
GOTTA GROW UP
SOMETIME
WHY CAN'T I
WHY CAN'T I
ALL OF MY HEROES
ARE BENDIN'
THEIR EGOS
AND LEFT ME AT HOME
ON THE RANGE
I'M STILL STUCK
I'M STILL DOWN
ON MY LUCK
WAITIN' FOR SOMETHING
TO CHANGE
EVERYBODY'S
GOTTA GROW UP
SOMETIME
TO GET A LITTLE SLICE
OF THAT BIG OL'
AMERICAN PIE
YEAH EVERYBODY'S
GOTTA GROW UP
SOMETIME
WHY CAN'T I
WHY CAN'T I
WHY CAN'T I
YEAH WHY CAN'T I
HUH