NOW I HAVE NEVER
BEEN ACCUSED
OF BEING AN
ATTRACTIVE MAN
BUT WITH
A LITTLE TEQUILA
MAYBE I AM
YEAH AND I DON'T CARE
IF THE GIRLS AT CHURCH
DON'T LIKE ME
'CAUSE I LIKE THE ONES
WITH A BUDWEISER
IN THEIR HAND
YEAH I
LOVE DRUNK CHICKS
BECAUSE DRUNK
CHICKS LOVE ME
YEAH WHEN THE LIGHTS
ARE LOW
AND THE LIQUOR FLOWS
MAN THEY JUST CAN'T SEE
YEAH
I LOVE DRUNK CHICKS
'CAUSE DRUNK CHICKS
LOVE ME
WELL DRUNKEN
DIANE DAKOTA
THINKS I
LOOK LIKE TOM CRUISE
'CAUSE SHE'S NEVER
SEEN ME
WITHOUT THE BOOZE
YEAH AND
VODKA-SHOOTIN' VICKI
WANTS TO HAVE MY KIDS
YEAH WHEN
THE ALCOHOL HITS HER
I START LOOKIN' GOOD
YEAH I
LOVE DRUNK CHICKS
BECAUSE DRUNK
CHICKS LOVE ME
YEAH WHEN THE LIGHTS
ARE LOW
AND THE LIQUOR FLOWS
MAN THEY JUST CAN'T SEE
YEAH
I LOVE DRUNK CHICKS
'CAUSE DRUNK CHICKS
LOVE ME
WELL HERE WE GO
YEAH I, I, I, I, I
I LOVE DRUNK CHICKS
BECAUSE DRUNK
CHICKS LOVE ME
HAW YEAH
WHEN THE LIGHTS
ARE LOW
AND THE LIQUOR FLOWS
I GO FROM MR. NOTHIN'
TO THE KING OF
ROCK 'N' ROLL BABY
I LOVE DRUNK CHICKS
YEAH
I LOVE DRUNK CHICKS
'CAUSE DRUNK CHICKS
LOVE ME
THEY LOVE ME
YEAH
DRUNK CHICKS LOVE ME
YEAH COME ON
OVER HERE BABY
I GOT A COLD ONE FOR YA