THIS TOWN WAS BUILT
ON MUDDY STILTS
BY THE LUNATIC PARADE
WELL, IT RAINS
LIKE REVELATIONS
GONNA WASH THESE
FREAKS AWAY
SOME GIRLS WANNA
HOLD YOUR HAND
AND SOME GIRLS LIKE TO PRAY
MY GIRL TAKES HER DRINKS
WITH DUST AND RUSTY
RAZOR BLADES
AS I LIE BETWEEN THESE COVERS
I WANNA TELL HER
THAT I LOVE IT
WHEN SHE CHOKES ME
IN THE BACKSEAT OF
HER RIVERBOAT 'CAUSE
SHE'S MY MAN AND WE GOT
ALL THE BALLS WE NEED
WHEN YOU TASTE THAT
PAVEMENT YOU'RE AMAZED
SHE SMELLS YOUR SYMPATHY
SO, BYE, BYE LADIES
MAY THE BEST QUEEN
HOLD THE CROWN
FOR THE MOST BUSH SOLD
ON THE LEVEE, MY, MY
HOW WORD GETS AROUND
SHE STRANGLES
FOR A GOOD TIME
AND SHE KILLS
MY SELF-CONTROL
SHE'S MY MAN
DON'T BE TOO SAD, SONNY
'CAUSE SHE'LL NEVER BE
YOUR WOMAN NO MORE
HEY!
SOMEDAY SOON
THIS DANK LAGOON'S
GONNA SINK RIGHT INTO HELL
WELL, THEY'LL HIDE YOU
FROM BIG IDA
AT THE SHO' ENOUGH HOTEL
THE LADIES OF
THE EVENIN'S JUST A
TOMBSTONE IN YOUR BED
WELL, MY GIRL EATS
A WOUNDED PREACHER
'TWEEN TWO LOAVES OF BREAD
I KNOW SHE'S UP TO SOMETHIN'
BUT HOW CAN I RUN WHEN
SHE'S JUST KEEL-HAULED
TWENTY-ONE TO NOTHIN'
I'LL STAY NEXT TO THE
STEEL COAL OVEN 'CAUSE
SHE'S MY MAN AND WE GOT
ALL THE BALLS WE NEED
WHEN YOU TASTE THAT
PAVEMENT YOU'RE AMAZED
SHE SMELLS YOUR SYMPATHY
SO, BYE, BYE LADIES
MAY THE BEST QUEEN
HOLD THE CROWN
FOR THE MOST BUSH SOLD
ON THE LEVEE, MY, MY
HOW WORD GETS AROUND
SHE STRANGLES
FOR A GOOD TIME
AND SHE KILLS
MY SELF-CONTROL
SHE'S MY MAN
DON'T BE TOO SAD, SONNY
'CAUSE SHE'LL NEVER BE
YOUR WOMAN NO MORE
HEY!
ALL YOU NEED'S JUST A FIST
OF A TEAR-STAINED BUNNY
WHEN THE GOOD SHIP
COMES TO TOWN
WHO SAID LOVE'S A BITCH'LL
SIT NEXT TO ME, HONEY
'CAUSE THIS OLD BOAT'S
GONNA RUN AGROUND
'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA
BE THE BURDEN
OR YOUR JEALOUS BASTARD
I DON'T WANNA BE THE TARZAN
OF YOUR NEXT EPIC DISASTER...
SHE'S MY MAN AND WE GOT
ALL THE BALLS WE NEED
WHEN YOU TASTE THAT
PAVEMENT YOU'RE AMAZED
SHE SMELLS YOUR SYMPATHY
SO, BYE, BYE LADIES
MAY THE BEST QUEEN
HOLD THE CROWN
FOR THE MOST BUSH SOLD
ON THE LEVEE, MY, MY
HOW WORD GETS AROUND
SHE STRANGLES
FOR A GOOD TIME
AND SHE KILLS
MY SELF-CONTROL
SHE'S MY MAN
DON'T BE TOO SAD, SONNY
'CAUSE SHE'LL NEVER BE
YOUR WOMAN NO MORE
HEY!
SHE'S MY MAN
CAN'T YOU FEEL HER COMIN'
SHE'S MY MAN
SHE'S GONNA KEEP YOU RUNNIN'
SHE'S MY MAN
SHE'S GONNA TEACH
YOU SOMETHIN'
SHE'S MY, SHE'S MY MAN
SHE'S MY MAN
CAN'T YOU FEEL HER COMIN'
SHE'S MY MAN
SHE'S GONNA KEEP YOU RUNNIN'
SHE'S MY MAN
SHE'S GONNA TEACH
YOU SOMETHIN'
SHE'S MY, SHE'S MY MAN
SHE'S MY MAN
CAN'T YOU FEEL HER COMIN'
SHE'S MY MAN
SHE'S GONNA KEEP YOU RUNNIN'
SHE'S MY MAN
SHE'S GONNA TEACH
YOU SOMETHIN'
SHE'S MY, SHE'S MY MAN