LOVE WHEN HAPPY HOUR
COMES AT TEN A.M. O'CLOCK
ON A TUESDAY
GUESS A BROKEN HEART
DOESN'T CARE
THAT I JUST WOKE UP
GOT A SOFT SPOT FOR A BEV'
AND A BOY THAT'S FRUITY
CAN'T LIE
WHOLE WEEK'S BEEN TOUGH
NO PARTY INVITATIONS
NOT GOIN' TO THE CLUB
I'M JUST DRINKING
TO CALL SOMEONE
AIN'T NOBODY'S SAFE
WHEN I'M A LITTLE BIT DRUNK
COULD BE JOHN OR LARRY
GOSH, WHO'S TO SAY
OR THE ONE THAT
RHYMES WITH VILLAIN
IF I'M FEELIN' THAT WAY
OH, I'M JUST DRINKING
TO CALL SOMEONE
A GIRL WHO KNOWS HER LIQUOR
IS A GIRL WHO'S BEEN DUMPED
SIPPIN' ON MY GO-GO JUICE
I CAN'T BE BLAMED
SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED FUN
SURE NUMBS THE PAIN
RING, RING, RING
YEAH, IT'S SUPER IMPORTANT
I MIGHT HAVE DOUBLE VISION
BUT THAT IS
IRRELEVANT RIGHT NOW
I MISS YOU AND I THINK
ABOUT YOU EVERY MINUTE
IF YOU'RE STILL DISINTERESTED
IN ME, WELL, FUCK
JUST TRYIN'
DIFFERENT NUMBERS
DIDN'T THINK
THAT YOU'D PICK UP
I'M JUST DRINKING
TO CALL SOMEONE
AIN'T NOBODY'S SAFE
WHEN I'M A LITTLE BIT DRUNK
COULD BE JOHN OR LARRY
GOSH, WHO'S TO SAY
OR THE ONE THAT
RHYMES WITH VILLAIN
IF I'M FEELIN' THAT WAY
OH, I'M JUST DRINKING
TO CALL SOMEONE
A GIRL WHO KNOWS HER LIQUOR
IS A GIRL WHO'S BEEN DUMPED
SIPPIN' ON MY GO-GO JUICE
I CAN'T BE BLAMED
SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED FUN
SURE NUMBS THE PAIN
BA-DA-DA
DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA-DA
BA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA
HOW'S YOU'S BEEN, WHAT'S UP
BA-DA-DA
DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA-DA
BYE, IT'S ME, HOW'S MMM-CALL
DO YOU ME STILL LOVE
BA-DA-DA
DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA-DA
BA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA
SHOULD WE HOOKS UP
BA-DA-DA
DA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA-DA
BYE, IT'S ME, HOW'S MMM-CALL
DO YOU ME STILL LOVE
I'M JUST DRINKING
TO CALL SOMEONE
AIN'T NOBODY'S SAFE
WHEN I'M A LITTLE BIT DRUNK
COULD BE JOHN OR LARRY
GOSH, WHO'S TO SAY
OR THE ONE THAT
RHYMES WITH VILLAIN
IF I'M FEELIN' THAT WAY
OH, I'M JUST DRINKING
TO CALL SOMEONE
A GIRL WHO KNOWS HER LIQUOR
IS A GIRL WHO'S BEEN DUMPED
SIPPIN' ON MY GO-GO JUICE
I CAN'T BE BLAMED
SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED FUN
SURE NUMBS THE PAIN