If you were a wise man
Baby, you would drop
every other ho, ho, ho
And put me on top
Up there on your tree
Better treat me like
a star
Spend your cookie
dough, dough, dough
Spend it on my heart
F*ck the jet
Send the sleigh
It's a packed holiday
and I got options, babe
If you don't wanna
buy me presents
Drink me like a warm
glass of milk
If you're not gonna race
here from the North Pole
to Beverly Hills
Just to keep my
stocking filled
Well, I know
somebody who will
Somebody who will
Somebody who will
Somebody who will
Buy me presents, baby
He's a little bit older
Got a bit of a dad bod
From a city that's colder
But damn it, he's so hot
He knows when
I'm sleeping
And he knows
when I'm not
I haven't like,
seen him in a while
He's probably just busy
at his workshop
F*ck the jet
Send the sleigh
It's a packed holiday
and I got options, babe
If you don't wanna
buy me presents
Drink me like a warm
glass of milk
If you're not gonna race
here from the North
Pole to Beverly Hills
Just to keep my
stocking filled
Well, I know somebody
who will
Somebody who will
Somebody who will
Somebody who will
Buy me presents, baby
If you don't wanna
buy me presents
Drink me like a
warm glass of milk
If you're not gonna race
here from the North
Pole to Beverly Hills
Just to keep my
stocking filled
Well, I know
somebody who will