Ok then back to basics
Grab your shell toes
and your fat laces
A little hand clap
for some funk faces
And make your body
move in the
following places, goes
Up your back and
then down your spine
and when it
hits your head
Ok then back to
Bassheads
Dance like you just
won at the
special Olympics
I got the rudebox
at the back
of a spaceship
So sick I just
had to take it
R-U-D-E-B-O-X
Up yer jacksy
Split yer kecks
Sing a song of Semtex
Pocket full of Durex
Body full of Mandrax
Are we gonna
have sex?
Will you wear
your knee socks?
Back to the rudebox
Got this double fantasy
where we just
never stop
I've got one design
and that's to funk
you to the top
Know what's
on my mind
There's only one
thing you will find
I've got one design
and that's to bump
you till you drop
Rudebox
'Cos you so nasty
Rudebox
Why you so nasty?
Rudebox
'Cos you so nasty
Rudebox
Why you so nasty?
Ok then back
to spaceship
Take both pills
f**k the matrix
Jack those jills
Shake your Playtex
Rock 3 stripes
not the Asics
A-D-I-D-A-S old school
'cos it's the best
TK Max costs less
Jackson looks a mess
Ok then what to do
If you try to jack me
I'll rudebox you
If you rudebox me
I'll rudebox your whole
crew 'cos it's what I do
Ain't that right boo?
I'll ride with you if you
can get me to the
border 'cos the sheriff's
after me for what I
did to his daughter
I did it like this
I love it when you
double clap clap
Got this double fantasy
where we just
never stop
I've got one design
and that's to funk
you to the top
Know what's
on my mind
There's only one
thing you will find
I got one design and
that's to bump you
till you drop
Rudebox
'Cos you so nasty
Rudebox
Why you so nasty?
Rudebox
'Cos you so nasty
Rudebox
Why you so nasty?
Ok then check
the tan line
Make your body shape
like you're stood
on a landmine
Call me on my mobile
not the landline
And jack the mainline
at the same time
Ok this is
what we do
Got a jam so fresh
it's nice for you
Ok give it
what you got
and dial eight-o-eight
for the bass to drop
Ok then what's the
fracas? Grab your
cardy, your lead hat
and your bus pass
You don't sweat much
For a fat lass
Grab your rudebox
'cos your box
is righteous
Ok bum rush the show
I got high speed
dubbing on my stereo
And all the Tunes
in the box
are the Cherrios
I know I
told you before
Did you hear
me though?
Got this double
fantasy where we
just never stop
I've got one design
and that's to funk
you to the top
Know what's
on my mind
There's only one
thing you will find
I got one design
and that's to bump
you till you drop
Rudebox
'Cos you so nasty
Rudebox
Why you so nasty?
Rudebox
'Cos you so nasty
Rudebox
Why you so nasty?