WELL BACK IN
EIGHTEEN SEVENTY-SIX
AN OLD BOY
NAMED BELL
INVENTED A
CONTRAPTION
THAT WE KNOW
SO WELL
BY THE 1950'S
THEY'RE IN
EVERYBODY'S HOME
IT'S THAT CRAZY
LITTLE THING THEY CALL
THE TELEPHONE
NOW THERE'S ONE
ON EVERY CORNER
IN THE BACK OF
EVERY BAR
YOU CAN GET ONE
IN YOUR BRIEFCASE
ON A PLANE
OR IN YOUR CAR
SO TELL ME WHY
HAVEN'T I
HEARD FROM YOU
TELL ME WHY
HAVEN'T I
HEARD FROM YOU
I SAY NOW DARLIN'
HONEY
WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE
WHY HAVEN'T I
HEARD FROM YOU
4 BAR
BREAK
WELL THERE'S
NO PROBLEM
GETTIN' TO ME
BABY YOU CAN DIAL
DIRECT
I GOT CALL FORWARD
AND CALL WAITIN'
YOU CAN EVEN
CALL COLLECT
THE SERVICE MAN
HE TOLD ME
THAT MY PHONE
WAS WORKIN' FINE
AND I HAVE COME
TO THE CONCLUSION
THE TROUBLE ISN'T
WITH MY LINE
I'M SURE THE OPERATOR
WILL BE GLAD
TO PUT YOU THROUGH
SO DIAL ZERO FOR
ASSISTANCE IF THIS ALL
CONFUSES YOU
SO TELL ME WHY
HAVEN'T I
HEARD FROM YOU
TELL ME WHY
HAVEN'T I
HEARD FROM YOU
I SAY NOW DARLIN'
HONEY
WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE
WHY HAVEN'T I
HEARD FROM YOU
THERE BETTER
BEEN A FLOOD
A LAND SLIDE OF MUD
A FIRE THAT BURNS
UP THE LINES
OR THUNDER SO LOUD
WITH A BLACK
FUNNEL CLOUD
A NATURAL DISASTER
I KNOW NOTHIN' ABOUT
TELL ME WHY
HAVEN'T I
HEARD FROM YOU
TELL ME WHY
HAVEN'T I
HEARD FROM YOU
I SAY NOW DARLIN'
HONEY
WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE
WHY HAVEN'T I
HEARD FROM YOU
TELL ME WHY
HAVEN'T I
HEARD FROM YOU
TELL ME WHY
HAVEN'T I
HEARD FROM YOU
I SAY NOW DARLIN'
HONEY
WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE
WHY HAVEN'T I
HEARD FROM YOU