NOW YOU SEE
I GOT THIS PROBLEM
WHEN I TRAVEL
A PROBLEM YOU MIGHT
HELP ME UNRAVEL
HAS TO DO
WITH THE MOTEL ROOM
I GET ASSIGNED
NO MATTER WHAT KIND
OF MOTEL IT IS
IT CAN BE THE EL CHEAPO
OR THE RITZ
I ALWAYS KNOW
WHICH ROOM
IS GONNA BE MINE
IT'S THE ROOM
NEXT TO THE ELEVATOR
ACROSS FROM
THE ICE MACHINE
DOWN THE HALL
FROM THE ALL NIGHT
LOUNGE
WHERE THE
ROCK N' ROLL BAND
SCREAMS
AND THE GUY
NEXT DOOR'S
IN TRAININ' FOR
THE OLYMPIC SNORIN'
TEAM
THE ROOM RIGHT NEXT
TO THE ELEVATOR
ACROSS FROM
THE ICE MACHINE
WELL SICK OF CHANCE
AND CIRCUMSTANCE
I MADE MY
RESERVATIONS
IN ADVANCE
I SAID A KING SIZE ROOM
NO SMOKIN'
IF YOU PLEASE
YEAH I DON'T NEED A VIEW
AND I DON'T NEED
A PHONE
I JUST NEED A LITTLE ROOM
WHERE I CAN BE LEFT
ALONE
SO I CHECKED IN
AND GUESS WHERE
THEY TOOK ME
RIGHT TO THAT ROOM
NEXT TO THE ELEVATOR
ACROSS FROM
THE ICE MACHINE
DOWN THE HALL
FROM THE ALL NIGHT
LOUNGE
WHERE THE
ROCK N' ROLL BAND
SCREAMS
THAT GUY NEXT DOOR'S
IN TRAININ' FOR
THE OLYMPIC
SNORIN' TEAM
THE ROOM RIGHT NEXT
TO THE ELEVATOR
ACROSS FROM
THE ICE MACHINE
WELL I TOSSED
AND TURNED FOR HOURS
MY COVERS WERE
A WADDED HEAP
AND FINALLY I
I CALLED UP
THE FRONT DESK SAID I
I JUST GOT TO GET
SOME SLEEP
SO THEY MOVED ME
AT THREE A.M.
AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BELIEVE
WHAT ROOM
THEY PUT ME IN
IT WAS THE ROOM
BENEATH THE CONCRETE
STAIRWELL
NEXT TO
THE BANQUET HALL
WHERE THE PULASKI
FAMILY
WAS 'A HAVIN'
A WEDDIN'
WITH A POLKA BAND
AND ALL
RIGHT NEXT DOOR
TO THE KITCHEN FLOOR
WHERE THE POTS
AND PANS WOULD FALL
SO I GRABBED UP
MY CLOTHES AND BAGS
AND RAN SCREAMIN'
DOWN THE HALL
BACK TO THE ROOM
NEXT TO THE ELEVATOR
ACROSS FROM
THE ICE MACHINE
DOWN THE HALL
FROM THE ALL NIGHT
LOUNGE
WHERE THE
ROCK N' ROLL BAND
SCREAMS
AND THAT GUY
NEXT DOOR'S
IN TRAININ' FOR
THE OLYMPIC
SNORIN' TEAM
MY ROOM NEXT TO
THE ELEVATOR
ACROSS FROM
THE ICE MACHINE
MY ROOM NEXT TO
THE ELEVATOR
ACROSS FROM THAT
GOOD OLD
ICE MACHINE