WELL THE WIFE
WENT OUT OF TOWN
'BOUT A YEAR OR SO BACK
AND LEFT ME AT HOME
BY MYSELF TO BACH
AND AFTER FIVE
STRAIGHT NIGHTS OF T.V.
I WAS READY TO SCREAM
SO I CALLED UP
THIS BEER DRINKIN'
BUDDY OF MINE
I SAID BILL I AIN'T HAVIN'
A REAL GOOD TIME
HE SAID
WHY DON'T WE GO TO
THE RASSLIN' MATCHES
AND LET OFF
A LITTLE STEAM
THE MAIN EVENT
WAS THE SPIDER
FROM PARTS UNKNOWN
WITH HIS TRUSTED
PARTNER
THE BLUE CYCLONE
AND THEY WERE TAKIN'
ON A TEAM THAT
NEVER HAD BEEN BEAT
NOW I'D NEVER SEEN
THE MATCHES BEFORE
AND THE CROWD
WAS BACKED UP
PLUMB OUT THE DOOR
BUT ME AND OL' BILL
LUCKED OUT
AND GOT RINGSIDE
SEATS
WELL THEY RANG THE BELL
AND ALL HELL
BROKE LOOSE
MY LEGS WERE SHAKIN'
LIKE A RUBBER GOOSE
I'D NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THIS
NOT EVEN IN THE WAR
THE CYCLONE
PUT THE VULTURE
IN AN AIRPLANE SPIN
AND THEN HE
BODY SLAMMED HIM
AND HE DID IT AGAIN
I SWEAR I DIDN'T SEE HOW
THAT OL' BOY
COULD TAKE MUCH MORE
IT WAS RIGHT ABOUT THEN
IN THE THICK OF THINGS
MY BUDDY BILL
THREW A CHAIR
IN THE RING
AND THAT'S WHEN I KNEW
WE'D BETTER BE HEADIN'
FOR THE DOOR
'CAUSE I SAW
THE CYCLONE
LOOKIN' AT US
AND HE'S RUBBIN'
HIS HEAD
AND STARTIN' TO CUSS
AND I KNEW
IF HE CAUGHT US
HE'D BREAK BILL'S NECK
FOR SURE
WELL WHERE WE PARKED
WADN'T TOO FAR
AND BILL RAN SO FAST
HE BEAT ME TO THE CAR
LOCKED THE DOORS
AND WADN'T 'BOUT
TO LET ANYBODY IN
AND I TURNED AROUND
AND THE CYCLONE
WAS THERE
AND HE SAID HEY PUNK
YOU FORGOT YOUR CHAIR
AND BY THE LOOK
IN HIS EYES
I KNEW THAT THIS WAS
THE END
THEN HE
BODY SLAMMED ME
TWO OR THREE TIMES
AND HE PUT HIS ARMS
AROUND ME FROM BEHIND
THEN PILEDRIVED ME
RIGHT THERE
ON THE HARD CONCRETE
BROKE BOTH MY ARMS
AND THREE OF MY RIBS
IT'S IT'S THE CLOSEST
I'VE EVER COME
TO BEIN' KILLED
AND THAT'S
THE LAST THING
I REMEMBER
'FORE HE PUT ME TO SLEEP
BLUE CYCLONE
BLUE CYCLONE
WELL I WOKE UP
IN A HOSPITAL BED
JUST THINKIN'
I BELIEVE I COULD'A
TOOK HIM
IF I HADN'T BEEN DRINKIN'
SO THE NEXT TIME
WE MEET
I WON'T BE ON NO BINGE
'CAUSE I HADN'T BEEN
THE SAME
SINCE WE HAD
THAT FIGHT
AND I SEE THAT CYCLONE
IN MY DREAMS AT NIGHT
I'LL NEVER BE SATISFIED
'TIL I GET REVENGE
SO I CALLED UP BILL
AND TOLD HIM THE PLAN
AND ALL HE SAID WAS
RIGHT ON MAN I'D DO
THE SAME DURN THING
IF IT'D BEEN ME HA HA
IT ALL HAPPENED
SO QUICK
WHEN THAT CAR DOOR
SLAMMED
IT MUST'VE BROKE
SOMETHIN'
'CAUSE THE DOOR LOCKS
JAMMED
YOU WAS ALREADY DOWN
HE'S GONE
TIME I GOT FREE
BILL SAID
SINCE YOU'RE THINKIN'
'BOUT TAKIN' HIM AGAIN
I KNOW TWO OL' BOYS
THAT WEIGH TWO TEN
THEY'D TAKE ON
A GRIZZLY WITH A SWITCH
IN THE WOODS AT NIGHT
WELL WE TALKED IT OVER
AND THEY SAID
THEY'S WILLIN'
THEY'D STOP AT NOTHIN'
SHORT OF A KILLIN'
SAID HOSS
WE'LL BACK YOU
LONG AS YOU
WANNA FIGHT
SO WE ALL WENT DOWN
TO THE HAMMERLOCK
BAR
THE HANGOUT OF ALL
THE RASSLIN' STARS
AND WAITED FOR
THE BLUE CYCLONE
TO HIT THE DOOR
WELL AFTER A WHILE
HE FINALLY APPEARED
SAT DOWN AT THE BAR
AND ORDERED A BEER
AND HE BARELY TOOK
A SIP
'FORE I STEPPED
TO THE MIDDLE
OF THE FLOOR
I YELLED HEY CYCLONE
REMEMBER ME
I'M THE GUY
YOU PUT TO SLEEP
ONLY THIS TIME
YOU CAN SEE I'M NOT
ALONE HA HA
YOU SEE THEM
TWO BIG DUDES
OVER THERE
AND THE CYCLONE
LOOKED SAID
OVER WHERE
AND I TURNED AROUND
AND I'M A SON OF A GUN
THEY WAS GONE
WELL THE CYCLONE
LOOKED AT ME
AND GRINNED
HE SAID OKAY PUNK
HERE WE GO AGAIN
SEEMS TO ME
THAT SOME GUYS
NEVER LEARN
AND THEN HE WADED
THROUGH THEM
TABLES AND CHAIRS
PUT A FULL NELSON
ON ME
AND GRABBED MY HAIR
AND WHEN HE THREW ME
TO THE FLOOR
I WAS STARTIN' TO GET
CONCERNED
THE NEXT THING
I REMEMBER
THEY WAS CARRYIN'
ME IN
AND THE DOCTOR SAID
OH NO NOT YOU AGAIN
I SAID DOCTOR
HOW LONG YOU THINK
IT'LL BE THIS TIME
HE SAID BOY
IF YOU DON'T LEAVE
THE CYCLONE ALONE
ONE OF THESE DAYS
YOU AIN'T GOIN' HOME
YOU'LL NEED
THE UNDERTAKER'S
SERVICES
NOT MINE
BLUE CYCLONE
HE'S THE MEANEST
RASSLER
THE RING HAS EVER
KNOWN
HE'LL MAKE YOU GROAN
HE'LL MAKE YOU MOAN
HE'LL LAY YOU PRONE
AND BREAK YOUR BONES
BLUE CYCLONE
THE BLUE CYCLONE