Well I took my
baby to the carnival
And I heard that
barker yell
Come on and win
yourself a
pretty kewpie doll
All you gotta do
is ring the bell
Well I swung the
hammer just as hard
as I could and you
should've heard the
wild applause
When bong went
the bell and the
man said well
I guess the
kewpie doll is yours
I said, give me a
doggie or a
teddy bear
Or a high school
banner for my wall
'Cos I got me a
real live kewpie doll
And she's the cutest
one of them all
Then we walked
down the midway
till we saw a crowd
And the man said
try your skill
Five shots for a quarter
Make a duck
hit the water
And give your little
baby a thrill
Well my baby
smiled and she
kissed me once
And I felt I was
nine feet tall
Oh, five shots
crashed and five
ducks splashed
And the man gave
me a kewpie doll
I said, give me a
doggie or a
teddy bear
Or a high school
banner for my wall
'Cos I got me a
real live kewpie doll
And she's the cutest
one of them all
Then my baby said,
honey let me
try my luck
And knock the
milk bottles
off the shelf
You should've seen
this chick,
she was a
dead eye dick
Hey I couldn't
do better myself
And then my
face got red and
my chest
swelled up
And my eyes
bugged outta
my head
'Cos when the prize
turned out to be
a kewpie doll
This is what
my baby said
She said,
give me a doggie
or a teddy bear
Or a high school
banner for my wall
'Cos I got me a
real live
kewpie doll
And he's the
cutest one
of them all
I said she's the
cutest one of
them all
She's the cutest
one of them all
She's the cutest
one of them all