It's the third time this
week we've been to this
bar
Playing "Joy to the
World" on electric guitar
And we're three beers
deep and they're closing
in ten
Oh, boy, don't you know
what kind of girl I've
been?
I've been patient and
merry and kind
And I've been waiting a
really long time
I want you to take me
home, and not so we can
make out
I want you to take me
home, take me home to
your parents' house
I want you to take me
home, show me serious
commitment
I want you to take me
home, yeah, come on, take
me home for Christmas
Come on, take me home for
Christmas
Come on, take me home for
Christmas
Woke up late, but your
mama don't care
And she walked in on me
in just my underwear
Now your whole family's
peeking under the tree
Oh, look at that, a bunch
of gifts they got from me
'Cause I'm so thoughtful
and merry and kind
And I was waiting a
really long time
I want you to take me
home, and not so we can
make out
I want you to take me
home, take me home to
your parents' house
I want you to take me
home, show me serious
commitment
I want you to take me
home, yeah, come on, take
me home for Christmas
Come on, take me home for
Christmas
Come on, take me home for
Christmas
Wanna get drunk with your
mother and father
I'd be the coolest in-law
daughter
Hungover brunch with you
and your sister
Your exes got the summer,
but, boy, I get the
winter
Wanna get drunk with your
mother and father
I'd be the coolest in-law
daughter
Hungover brunch with you
and your sister
Your exes got the summer,
but, boy, I get the
winter
Feliz Navidad
And a Happy New Year, woo
