A man's got a heart
Hasn't he
Joking apart hasn't
He
And though I'd be
The first one to say
That I wasn't a saint
I'm finding it hard to
Be really as black as
They paint
I'm reviewing the
Situation can a
Fellow be a villain
All his life
All the trials and
Tribulations better
Settle down and get
Myself a wife
And a wife would
Cook and sew for
And come for me
And go for me
And go for me and
Nag at me
The fingers she
Would
Wag at me
The money she would
Take from me a
Misery she'll make
From me
I think I'd better
Think it out again
A wife you can keep
Anyway I'd rather
Sleep anyway
Left without anyone
In the world I am
Starting from now
So how to win
Friends and to
Influence people so
How
I'm reviewing the
Situation I must
Quickly look up
Everyone I know
Titled people with a
Station
Who will help me
Make a real
Impressive show
I will own a suite at
Claridges and run a
Fleet of carriages
And wave at all the
Duchesses with
Friendliness
As much as is
Befitting of my new
Estate "Good
Morrow to you
Magistrate ''
I think I'd better
Think it out again
So where should I
Go
Somebody
Who do I know
Nobody
All my dearest
Companions have
Always been villains
And thieves
So at my time of
Life I should start
Turning over new
Leaves
I'm reviewing the
Situation if you
Want to eat you've
Got to earn a bob
Is it such a
Humiliation for a
Robber to perform
An honest job
So a job I'm getting
Possibly I wonder
Who the boss'll be
I wonder if he'll take
To me what
Bonuses he'll make
To me
I'll start at eight and
Finish late at
Normal rate and all
But wait
I think I'll have to
Think it out again
What happens when
I'm seventy
Must come a time
Seventy
When you're old and
It's cold and who
Cares if you live or
You die
Your one
Consolation's the
Money you may
Have put by
I'm reviewing the
Situation
I'm a bad 'un and a
Bad 'un I shall stay
You'll be seeing no
Transformation
But it's wrong to be
A rogue in every
Way
I don't want nobody
Hurt for me or made
To do the dirt for me
This rotten life is not
For me it's getting
Far too hot for me
Don't want no one to
Rob for me
But who will find a
Job for me
I don't care what
They've got for me
But who will
Change the plot
For me
I think I'll have to
Think it out again
Hey