Oom pah-pah
Oom pah-pah
That's how it goes
Oom pah-pah
Oom pah-pah
Everyone knows
They all suppose
What they want
To suppose
When they hear
Oom pah-pah
There's a little
Ditty they're
Singing in the city
Especially when
They've been
On the gin
Or the beer
If you've got
The patience
Your own
Imaginations
Will tell you
Just exactly what
You want to hear
Oom pah-pah
Oom pah-pah
That's how it goes
Oom pah-pah
Oom pah-pah
Everyone knows
They all suppose
What they
Want to suppose
When they hear
Oom pah-pah
Mister Percy Snodgrass
Would often have
The odd glass
But never
When he thought
Anybody could see
Secretly he'd buy it
And drink
It on the quiet
And dream he
Was an earl
With a girl
On each knee
Oom pah-pah
Oom pah-pah
That's how it goes
Oom pah-pah
Oom pah-pah
Everyone knows
What is the cause
Of his red
Shiny nose
Can it be
Oom pah pah
Pretty little Sally
Goes walking
Down the alley
Displays her pretty
Ankles to
All of the men
They could see
Her garters
But not for free
And gratis
An inch or two
And then she
Knows when to
Say ''when ''
Oom pah-pah
Oom pah-pah
That's how it goes
Oom pah-pah
Oom pah-pah
Everyone knows
Whether it's hidden
Or whether
It shows
It's the same
Oom pah-pah
She was from the
Country but now
She's up a gum tree
She let a feller
Feed 'er
Then lead 'er along
What's the good
O' cryin'
She's made a bed
To lie in
She's glad to bring
The coin in
And join in
This song
Oom pah-pah
Oom pah-pah
That's how it goes
Oom pah-pah
Oom pah-pah
Everyone knows
She is no longer
The same
Blushing rose
Ever since
Oom pah-pah
All together now
Oom pah-pah
Oom pah-pah
That's how it goes
Oom pah-pah
Oom pah-pah
Everyone knows
They all suppose
What they want
To suppose
When they hear
Oom pah-pah
Oom pah-pah
Oom pah-pah
That's how it goes
Oom pah-pah
Oom pah-pah
Everyone knows
They all suppose
What they want
To suppose
When they hear
Oom pah-pah
(Cheering )