We've laid the cables
and the wires
We've split the wood
and stoked the fires
We've lit our town
so there is no
Place for crime to hide
Our little church
is painted white
And in the safety
of the night
We all go quiet as a mouse
For the word is out
That God is in the house
God is in the house
God is in the house
No cause for worry now
God is in the house
Moral sneaks in
the White House
Computer geeks in
the school house
Drug freaks in
the crack house
We don't have
that stuff here
We got a tiny
little Force
Yeah but we need them
of course
For the kittens
in the trees
And at night we are
on our knees
As quiet as a mouse
For God is in the house
God is in the house
God is in the house
And no one's left in doubt
God is in the house
Homos roaming
the streets in packs
Queer bashers
with tyre-jacks
Lesbian counter-attacks
That stuff is
for the big cities
Our town is very pretty
We have a pretty
little square
We have a woman
for a mayor
Our policy is
firm but fair
Now that
God is in the house
God is in the house
God is in the house
Any day now He'll come out
God is in the house
Well-meaning
little therapists
Goose-stepping
twelve-stepping
Tetotalitarianists
The tipsy the reeling
and the drop down pissed
We got no time
for that stuff here
Zero crime and no fear
And we've bred all
our kittens white
So you can see them
in the night
And at night
we're on our knees
As quiet as a mouse
Since the word got out
From the North
down to the South
For no-one's left in doubt
There's no fear about
If we all hold hands
and very quietly shout
Halle-lu-jah
God is in the house
God is in the house
Oh I wish He would come out
God is in the house