WILL YOU PLEASE
MAKE YOUR SELECTION
AND LEAVE
I HAVE
WELL WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO TAKE OUT
THE LIBRARIAN
QUIET PLEASE
THE LIBRARIAN
YOU'RE NOT LISTENING
MARIAN
LOOK
MARIAN
MARBLES SIX STEELIES
EIGHT AGGIES
A DOZEN PEEWEES
AND ONE BIG GLASSY WITH
AN AMERICAN FLAG
IN THE MIDDLE
I THINK I'LL DROP EM
NO
SHHHH
MADAM LIBRARIAN
WHAT CAN I DO
MY DEAR
TO CATCH
YOUR EAR
I LOVE YOU MADLY MADLY
MADAM LIBRARIAN
MARIAN
HEAVEN HELP US
IF THE LIBRARY
CAUGHT ON FIRE
AND THE VOLUNTEER
HOSE BRIGADE MEN
HAD TO WHISPER
THE NEWS TO MARIAN
MADAM LIBRARIAN
WHAT CAN I SAY
MY DEAR
TO MAKE
IT CLEAR
I NEED YOU BADLY BADLY
MADAM LIBRARIAN
MARIAN
IF I STUMBLED
AND I BUSTED MY WHAT
YOU MAY CALL IT
I COULD LIE ON
YOUR FLOOR UNNOTICED
'TILL MY BODY
HAD TURNED TO CARRION
MADAM LIBRARIAN
NOW IN THE MOONLIGHT
A MAN COULD SING IT
IN THE MOONLIGHT
AND A FELLOW WOULD
KNOW THAT HIS DARLING
HAD HEARD EV'RY
WORD OF HIS SONG
WITH THE MOONLIGHT
HELPING ALONG
BUT WHEN I TRY IN HERE
TO TELL YOU DEAR
I LOVE YOU MADLY MADLY
MADAM LIBRARIAN
MARIAN
IT'S A LONG LOST CAUSE
I CAN NEVER WIN
FOR THE CIVILIZED
WORLD ACCEPTS
AS UNFORGIVABLE SIN
ANY TALKING OUT LOUD
WITH ANY LIBRARIAN
SUCH AS MARIAN
SHHHH
MADAM LIBRA-RIAN
BUT WHEN I TRY
IN HERE
TO TELL
YOU DEAR
I LOVE YOU MADLY MADLY
MADAM LIBRARIAN
MARIAN
IT'S A LONG LOST CAUSE
I CAN NEVER WIN
FOR THE CIVILIZED
WORLD ACCEPTS
AS UNFORGIVABLE SIN
ANY TALKING OUT LOUD
WITH ANY LIBRARIAN
SUCH AS MARIAN
MADAM LIBRARIAN