MOM GOT DRUNK
AND DAD GOT DRUNK
AT A CHRISTMAS PARTY
WE WERE DRINKIN'
CHAMPAGNE PUNCH
AND HOMEMADE
EGG NOG
LITTLE SISTER
BROUGHT HER
NEW BOYFRIEND
HE WAS A MEXICAN
WE DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO THINK OF HIM
'TIL HE SANG
FELIZ NAVIDAD
FELIZ NAVIDAD
4 BAR
BREAK
BROTHER KEN
BROUGHT HIS KIDS
WITH HIM
THE THREE FROM
HIS FIRST WIFE LYNN
AND THE TWO
IDENTICAL TWINS
FROM HIS SECOND WIFE
MARY NELL
OF COURSE HE BROUGHT
HIS NEW WIFE KAYE
WHO TALKS ALL ABOUT
A A
CHAIN SMOKIN'
WHILE THE STEREO
PLAYS
NOEL
NOEL
THE FIRST NOEL
4 BAR
BREAK
CARVE THE TURKEY
TURN THE BALLGAME ON
IT'S MARGARITAS
WHEN THE EGG NOG'S
GONE
SEND SOMEBODY
TO THE QUICK PACK
STORE
WE NEED SOME ICE
AND EXTENSION CORD
A CAN OF BEAN DIP
AND SOME DIET RITE
A BOX OF PAMPERS
SOME MARLBORO LIGHTS
'A HALLELUJAH
EVERYBODY SAY CHEESE
MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM THE FAMILY
4 BAR
BREAK
FRAN AND RITA
DROVE FROM HARLAN JIM
I CAN'T REMEMBER
HOW I'M KIN TO THEM
BUT WHEN THEY TRIED
TO PLUG
THEIR MOTOR HOME IN
THEY BLEW OUR
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
COUSIN DAVID KNEW
JUST WHAT
WENT WRONG
SO WE ALL WAITED OUT
ON OUR
FRONT LAWN
HE THREW THE BREAKER
AND THE LIGHTS
CAME ON
AND WE SANG
SILENT NIGHT
SILENT NIGHT
OH HOLY NIGHT
CARVE THE TURKEY
TURN THE BALLGAME ON
MIX BLOODY MARY'S
'CAUSE WE ALL
WANT ONE
SEND SOMEBODY
TO THE STOP AND GO
WE NEED SOME CELERY
AND A CAN OF
FAKE SNOW
A BAG OF LEMONS
AND SOME DIET SPRITE
A BOX OF MIDOL
SOME SALEM LIGHTS
HALLELUJAH
EVERYBODY SAY CHEESE
MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM THE FAMILY
FELIZ NAVIDAD