If your mind's as cluttered
as your kitchen sink
If your heart's as empty
as your diesel tank
If all your white T-shirts
have stains
If you've got some goods
And got some ink
Well then
We should be friends
If you borrow dresses
like you borrow time
If you dream all day
And drink all night
If you're lookin' for love
But willin' to fight
Over men and mama's
And Miller Lites
Well then
We should be friends
I don't know you well
But I know that look
And I can judge the cover
'Cause I read the book
On losin' sleep
And gainin' weight
On pain and shame
And crazy trains
If you paint your nails
while you cut your loss
If you like actin' like
you're the boss
If everything your
daddy says
Is something you can
put stock in
Well then
We should be friends
Come on
I don't know you well
But I know that look
And I can judge the cover
'Cause I wrote the book
On losin' sleep
And gainin' weight
On pain and shame
And crazy trains
One
Two
Three
If you use alcohol
as a sedative
And bless your heart
as a negative
If you ride your white horse
like the wind
If what you see
is what you get
Well then
Ah we should be friends
Alright
Well then
Ah we should be friends