Mr. Clean tell me
is that really you
I wonder what
you've done
To become so
big and dumb
But I know you can
change your lifestyle
once again
It's cool to be clean
if you know
what I mean
yeah
When I gave you
my favourite
Chiquita shirt I gave
it to a guy
Who is cruel
to everyone he meets
And who shows
the world he's incomplete
Mr.Clean tell me
is that really you
I wonder what you've done
to become so
big and dumb
Last time we met you
beat me up
but that was no surprise
Though I miss the days
when you were nice
yeah
It's hard to believe
that you don't owe
me shit
I'm well aware of what
is yours and where
to draw the lines
At least I have
the right to write
anything I think is right
Mr.Clean tell me
is that really you
I wonder what you've done
to become so
big and dumb
Last time we met you
beat me up
but that was
no surprise
Though I miss the days
when you were nice
When you were nice
Looking back at the days
when we were friends
Together as one
we followed
all the trends
But now a friend
is less worth
than a neggy trend
Mr.Clean tell me
is that really you
I wonder what you've done
to become so
big and dumb
Last time we met you
beat me up
but that was no surprise
Though I miss the days
when you were nice
When you were nice