THIS IS WHAT YOU GIVE ME
TO WORK WITH
WELL, HONEY, I'VE SEEN WORSE
WE'RE GONNA
TURN THIS SOW'S EAR
INTO A SILK PURSE
WE'LL HAVE YOU
WASHED AND DRIED
PRIMPED AND POLISHED
'TIL YOU GLOW WITH PRIDE
TRUST MY RECIPE
FOR INSTANT BRIDE
YOU'LL BRING HONOUR TO US ALL
WAIT AND SEE
WHEN WE'RE THROUGH
BOYS WILL GLADLY
GO TO WAR FOR YOU
WITH GOOD FORTUNE
AND A GREAT HAIR-DO
YOU'LL BRING HONOUR TO US ALL
MEN WANT GIRLS
WITH GOOD TASTE
CALM, OBEDIENT
WHO WORK FAST-PACED
WITH GOOD BREEDING
AND A TINY WAIST
YOU'LL BRING HONOUR TO US ALL
WHEN WE'RE THROUGH
YOU CAN'T FAIL
LIKE A LOTUS BLOSSOM
SOFT AND PALE
HOW COULD ANY FELLOW SAY
NO SALE
YOU'LL BRING
HONOUR TO US ALL...
Spoken...
THERE, YOU'RE READY
NOT YET, AN APPLE FOR SERENITY
A PENDANT FOR BALANCE
Resume Singing...
BEADS OF JADE FOR BEAUTY
YOU MUST PROUDLY SHOW IT
NOW ADD A CRICKET
JUST FOR LUCK
AND EVEN YOU CAN'T BLOW IT
ANCESTORS, HEAR MY PLEA
HELP ME
NOT TO MAKE A FOOL OF ME
AND TO NOT UPROOT
MY FAMILY TREE
KEEP MY FATHER STANDING TALL
SCARIER THAN THE UNDERTAKER
WE ARE MEETING
OUR MATCHMAKER
PLEASE BRING HONOUR TO US
PLEASE BRING HONOUR TO US
PLEASE BRING HONOUR TO US
PLEASE BRING HONOUR TO US
PLEASE BRING
HONOUR TO US ALL...