It was the girl's night out
I was sittin' at home
Brother-in-law called me
on the phone
He said son let's you and me
go steppin' out
I found a place the girls
know nothin' about
Well I knew when we
crossed that county line
We were in the
wrong place at the wrong time
A mountain of a man
was takin' money outside
I saw a line of Harley's
And some four wheel drives
I said brother-in-law
I think we better steer clear
Don't tell me that you really
wanna go in here
Well I ain't a fortune teller
But I've kinda got a vibe
We're in the
wrong place at the wrong time
Wrong place wrong time
Lord I must be out of my mind
If we ever get out of this place
with our lives
What in the world
we gonna tell our wives
I was mindin' my business
Sittin' on a stool
That brother-in-law
was actin' like a fool
He had a tattooed lady
out on the dance floor
Man doin' a dance
I'd never seen before
Then the bartender said
That's the bouncer's wife
You're in the
wrong place at the wrong time
Wrong place wrong time
Lord I must be out of my mind
If we ever get out of this place
with our lives
What in the world
we gonna tell our wives
That mountain of a man
came runnin' inside
The tattooed lady
pulled a switch blade knife
I thought Lord have mercy
We've reached the end
When the local police
came and hauled us in
We were standin' there
in front of that
night court judge
And there were sixteen dollars
between the two of us
I said judge I'd rather
spend my life in jail
Than to have to call home
to make my bail
He said four hundred dollars
and you're gonna pay the fine
You're in the
wrong place at the wrong time
Wrong place wrong time
Lord I must be out of my mind
If we ever get out of this place
with our lives
What in the world
we gonna tell our wives
What in the world
we gonna tell our wives
We're in the
wrong place at the wrong time