WELL WHO
WIPES ME OFF
WHEN I GET GRAVY
ON MY SHIRT
AND WHO KNOWS
EXACTLY
WHERE TO KISS ME
WHEN I'M HURT
AND WHO'D MAKE
LOVE WITH ME
ON SATIN SHEETS
OR IN THE DIRT
YOU BABE YOU'RE MY
BESTEST FRIEND
WHO TAKES ME HOME
WHEN I GET TOO
DRUNK TO DANCE
AND WHO BRAVELY
PUTS UP
WITH MY UNCLES AND
MY AUNTS
AND WHO DISCREETLY
WHISPERS
I FORGOT TO ZIP
MY PANTS
YOU BABE YOU'RE
MY BESTEST FRIEND
AND WHO COMES DOWN
AND BAILS ME OUT
WHEN I GET IN A JAM
AND HELPS ME TELL
THE POLICE
WHERE I LIVE AND
WHO I AM
AND WHO PATS MY BACK
WHEN NO ONE ELSE
COULD GIVE A DAMN
YOU BABE YOU'RE MY
BESTEST FRIEND
AND WHO CAN BE AS
GENTLE AS A SPARROW
IN MY HAND
MEANER THAN A
JUNKYARD DOG
WHEN SHE'S FIGHTIN'
FOR HER MAN
AND WHO'S THE
ONLY ONE
I'LL EVER LOVE OR
UNDERSTAND
YOU BABE YOU'RE MY
BESTEST FRIEND
TALKIN' 'BOUT
YOU BABE YOU'RE MY
BESTEST FRIEND