Well I don't know
why I came
here tonight
I've got that
feelin' that
somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared
in case I fall off
my chair
And I'm wonderin'
how I'll get down
the stairs
Clowns to the
left of me,
jokers to the right
Here I am
stuck in the
middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in
the middle
with you
And I'm wonderin'
what it is
I should do
It's so hard to keep
this smile
from my face
Losing control,
yeah I'm all
over the place
Clowns to the
left of me,
jokers to the right
Here I am
stuck in the
middle with you
Well you started
off with nothin'
And you're proud
that you're a
self-made man
Yeah
And your friends
they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the
back and say
plee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ease
Plee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ease
Tryin' to make
some sense
of it all
But I can see
that it makes
no sense at all
Is it cool to
go to sleep
on the floor
I don't think that
I can take
any more
Clowns to the
left of me,
jokers to the right
Here I am
stuck in the
middle with you
Stuck in
the middle
Stuck in
the middle middle
Clowns to the
left of me,
jokers to the right
Clowns to the
left of me,
jokers to the right
Stuck in
the middle
Stuck in
the middle
Clowns to the
left of me,
jokers to the right
Here I am
stuck in the
middle with you
Well you started
off with nothin'
And you're proud
that you're a
self-made man
Yeah
And your friends
they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the
back and say
plee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ease
Plee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ease
Well I don't know
why I came
here tonight
I've got that
feelin' that
somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared
in case I fall off
my chair
And I'm wonderin'
how I'll get down
the stairs
Clowns to the
left of me,
jokers to the right
Here I am
stuck in the
middle with you
Oh yeah
Here I am