Ah
No rapper can rap
quite like I can
I'll take a musclebound man
And put his face in the sand
Not the last Mafioso
I'm a MC cop
Make you say go LL
And do the Wop
If you think you can out
rhyme me yeah boy I bet
'Cause I ain't met a motherf*****
who can do that yet
Trendsetter I'm better
My rhymes are good
I got a gourmet plate that says
I wish you would
And when battles begin
Then I gotta join in and
Before my rhyme is over
You know I'ma win
Cool J has arrived
So you better make way
Ask anybody in the crowd
They say the kid don't play
Slaughter competition
That's my hobby and job
I don't wear a disguise
because I don't owe the mob
Got a pinpoint rap
that makes you feel trapped
So many girls on my jock
I think my phone is tapped
I'm bad
Cool J
Cool J
Yeah cool J
Cool cool cool cool
Cool J-J mm
Cool J
Cool cool cool cool
Cool cool cool
Cool J J J-J-J
I'm like Tyson icin'
I'm a soldier at war
I'm makin' sure you don't try to
battle me no more
Got concrete rhymes
Been rappin' for ten years and
Even when I'm braggin'
I'm bein' sincere
MC's can't win
I make 'em rust like tin
They call me Jaws
My hat is like a shark's fin
Because I'm bad as can be
Got my voice on wax
Some brothers think he's
makin' records
Now he must have relaxed
I couldn't I shouldn't
And it'll stay that way
The best rapper you've heard
is LL Cool J
Kamikaze
Take a look at what I've done
Used to rock in my basement
Now I'm number one
And can happen on time
Never standin' on line
You wanna try me first you
better learn how to rhyme
I'm the pinnacle
That means I reign supreme
And I'm notorious
I'll crush you like a jellybean
I'm bad
I eliminate punks
Cut 'em up in chunks
You were souped you heard me
And your ego shrunk
I'm devastating
I'm so good it's a shame
'Cause I eat rappers like a
cannibal they call me insane
I'm as strong as a bull
Of course you know I have pull
I enjoy what I'm doin'
Plus I'm paid in full
Not Buckaroo Bonsai
But bust it out as I
Say the kind of rhymes that
make MC's wish that I died
Never retire or put my
mic on the shelf
The baddest rapper in the
history of rap itself
Not bitter or mad
Just provin' I'm bad
You want a hit give me a hour
Plus a pen and a pad
MC's retreat 'cause they
know I can beat 'em
And eat 'em in a battle
And the ref won't cheat 'em
I'm the baddest
Takin' out all rookies
So forget Oreos
Eat Cool J cookies
I'm bad
Cool J
Cool J
Ah
Come and get it
Cool J-J-J
Cool J-J J
Cool cool
Never ever no never
Never wearin' no Levis
Battle me why try
I'll treat you like a stepchild
So tell mommy bye-bye
Slaughterin' MC's and I'ma
never get whipped
When I retire I'll get worshipped
like a old battleship
LL I'm bad
All the rappers know
When I enter the center
They say Yo yo there he go
My paycheck's large
Mr. Bogart in charge
Not a puncher or a hunter
from a raccoon lodge
The original Todd
Teachin' how to be hard
Take the skin off a snake
And split a pea from a pod
You're a novice I'm noble
And I decipher my tongue
Not Atilla the Hun
Nor Abdullah his son
My vocals exact
Like rack and pinion in a Jag
You try to brag you get your
rhymes from a grab-bag
No good scavenger
Catfish vulture
My tongue's a chisel and this
composition's sculpture
I'm bad
Ah
I'm bad