WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
JUST A BAD LITTLE KID
MY MAMA NOTICED
FUNNY THINGS I DID
LIKE SHOOTIN' PUPPIES
WITH A B.B. GUN
I'D POISON GUPPIES
AND WHEN I WAS DONE
I'D FIND A PUSSYCAT
AND BASH IN ITS HEAD
THAT'S WHEN MY MAMA SAID
SHE SAID, MY BOY
I THINK SOMEDAY
YOU'LL FIND A WAY
TO MAKE YOUR
NATURAL TENDENCIES PAY
YOU'LL BE A DENTIST
YOU HAVE A TALENT
FOR CAUSIN' THINGS PAIN
SON, BE A DENTIST
PEOPLE WILL PAY YOU
TO BE INHUMANE
YOUR TEMPERAMENT'S WRONG
FOR THE PRIESTHOOD
AND TEACHING
WOULD SUIT YOU STILL LESS
SON, BE A DENTIST
YOU'LL BE A SUCCESS
OH, SHUT UP
OPEN WIDE, HERE I COME!
I AM YOUR DENTIST
AND I ENJOY THE CAREER
THAT I PICKED
I AM YOUR DENTIST
AND I GET OFF
ON THE PAIN I INFLICT!
I THRILL
WHEN I DRILL A BICUSPID
IT'S SWELL
THOUGH THEY TELL ME
I'M MALADJUSTED
AND THOUGH IT MAY CAUSE
MY PATIENTS DISTRESS
SOMEWHERE
SOMEWHERE IN HEAVEN
ABOVE ME
I KNOW, I KNOW THAT
MY MOMMA'S PROUD OF ME
OH... MOMMA
'CAUSE I'M A DENTIST
AND A SUCCESS
SAY, AAH...
SAY, AGH...
SAY, ARGH...
NOW, SPIT!