I JUST GOT OFF
OF WORK AT FIVE
DRIVIN' THAT
OLD VAN I DRIVE
OVERALLS AND
DIRTY BOOTS
BUT UNCLE BILL
NEEDED
A FUNERAL SUIT
SO WHEN I WALKED
IN THAT FANCY STORE
WELL THEY
LOOKED AT ME
LIKE I WAS POOR
BUT A WAD 'A HUNDRED
DOLLAR BILLS
CAUSED A STIR
IT WENT FROM DON'T
TAKE CHECKS
TO RIGHT AWAY
YES SIR
UPPER MIDDLE CLASS
WHITE TRASH
MY POCKETS CAN'T
HOLD ALL MY CASH
'CAUSE ONE DAY I
STOPPED TO PEE
GOT SOME GAS AND
WON THE LOTTERY
NOW I'M INVESTIN'
IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY
THEY'RE ALL LIVIN'
PRETTY GOOD
MY TRAILER PARK'S
FULL OF CADILLACS
AND UPPER
MIDDLE CLASS
WHITE TRASH
WELL I GOT
MY HOMEBOY CHRIS
A BRAND NEW SHOP
FOR ALL THOSE CARS
ON CINDER BLOCKS
AND COUSIN
CHARLIE WELL HE
THINKS IT'S COOL
TO KEEP A LARGEMOUTH
BASS IN HIS NEW
SWIMMIN' POOL
I HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY
FOR MAMA LAST NIGHT
IN HER NINETY AND
A HALF FOOT
TRIPLE WIDE
YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN'
IF YOU AIN'T SEEN
NASCAR ON A SIXTY
INCH PLASMA SCREEN
UPPER MIDDLE CLASS
WHITE TRASH
MY POCKETS CAN'T
HOLD ALL MY CASH
'CAUSE ONE DAY I
STOPPED TO PEE
GOT SOME GAS AND
WON THE LOTTERY
NOW I'M INVESTIN'
IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY
THEY'RE ALL LIVIN'
PRETTY GOOD
MY TRAILER PARK'S
FULL OF CADILLACS
AND UPPER
MIDDLE CLASS
WHITE TRASH
WE'RE BUYIN'
CHICKEN WINGS
BY THE BUCKET
WE CAN'T EAT 'EM ALL
WE JUST SAY
CHUCK IT
ALL THE MILLER LIGHT
YOU CAN HANDLE
A HUNDRED AND
FIFTY-SEVEN MOVIE
CHANNELS
UPPER MIDDLE CLASS
WHITE TRASH
OUR POCKETS CAN'T
HOLD ALL OUR CASH
'CAUSE ONE DAY I
JUST HAD TO PEE
GOT SOME GAS AND
WON THE LOTTERY
NOW I'M INVESTIN'
IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY
THEY'RE ALL LIVIN'
PRETTY DADGUM GOOD
MY TRAILER PARK'S
FULL OF CADILLACS
AND UPPER
MIDDLE CLASS
WHITE TRASH
SO POP A TOP
SIT BACK AND RELAX
ALL YOU UPPER MIDDLE
CLASS WHITE TRASH
HA HA HA HA HA HA