Heard he was gonna
Marry some girl
From Denver
Then my sister came over
Had the Sunday paper
With her
There was the girl
On the social page
Lookin' in love
And all engaged
We decided
She don't take
A very good picture
It may be my family's
A-red neck nature
Rubbin' off bring in' out
Unladylike behavior
It sure ain't Christian
To judge a stranger
But I don't like her
She may be an angel
Who spends all winter
Bring in' the homeless
Blankets and dinner
A regular Nobel
Peace prize winner
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later
I drew horns
And blacked out her tooth
With a marker
Child ish yes
But she made
Such a thin little target
I couldn't be happier
On my own
But I've got the slightest
Of a jealous bone
And seein' her with him
Tends to enlarge it
Well it may be my family's
A-red neck nature
Rubbin' off bring in' out
Unladylike behavior
It sure ain't Christian
To judge a stranger
But I don't like her
She may be an angel
Who spends all winter
Bring in' the homeless
Blankets and dinner
A regular Nobel
Peace prize winner
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later
Inside her head may lay
All the answers
For curin' diseases
From baldness to cancer
Salt of the earth
And a real good dancer
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later
Well it was just one tooth
Hmm did I mention
I don't particularly
Care for her