Well I'm packing up my game
And I'm a head out west
Where real women come equipped
With scripts and fake breasts
Find a nest in the hills
Chill like Flynt
Buy an old drop top
Find a spot to pimp
And I'm a Kid Rock it up
And down your block
With a bottle of scotch
And watch lots of crotch
Buy yacht with a flag
Sayin' chillin' the most
Then rock that bxtch
Up and down the coast
Give a toast to the sun
Drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix
And tossed out of bars
Sippin' Tijuana
I wanna roam
Find the old town chillin'
Fools then come back home
Start an escort service
For all the right reasons
And set up shop
At the top of Four Seasons
Kid Rock and
I'm the real McCoy
And I'm headin' out west sucker
Because I wanna be a
Cowboy baby
With the top laid back
And the sunshine shining
Cowboy baby
West coast chillin'
With the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Ridin' at night
'Cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig
From a mile away
I bet you'll hear
My whistle blowin'
When my train rolls in
It goes
Like dust in the wind
Stoned pimp stoned freak
Stoned out of my mind
I once was lost
But now I'm just blind
Palm trees and weed
Scabbed knees and rice
Get a map to the stars
Find Heidi Fleiss
And if the price is right
Then I'm gonna make my bid boy
And let Calipornia
Know why they call me a
Cowboy baby
With the top laid back
And the sunshine shining
Cowboy baby
West coast chillin'
With the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Ridin' at night
'Cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig
From a mile away
Yeah Kid Rock
You can call me Tex
Rollin' sunset woman
With a bottle of Becks
Seen a slimmy in a 'vette
Rolled down my glass
And said Yeah this **** fits
Right in your ***
No kiddin' gun slingin'
Spurs hittin' the floor
Call me Hoss I'm the Boss
With the sauce and the whores
No remorse for the sherirff
In his eye I ain't right
I'm gonna paint his town red
And paint his wife white UH
Cause chaos rock like Amadeus
Find West Coast *****
For my Detroit players
Mack like mayors
Ball like Lakers
They told us to leave
But bet they can't make us
Why they wanna pick on me
Lockin' me up
And threw away my key
I ain't no G
I'm just a regular failure
I ain't straight outta Compton
I'm straight out the trailer
Cuss like a sailor
Drink like a Mick
My only words of wisdom are
**** my ****
I'm flickin' my Bic
Up and down that coast
And keep on truckin'
'Til I fall in the ocean
Cowboy
With the top laid back
And the sunshine shining
Cowboy
Spend all my time
At Hollywood and Vine
Cowboy
Ridin' at night
'Cause I sleep all day
Cowboy
I can smell a pig
From a mile away
Cowboy
With the top laid back
And the sunshine shining
Cowboy
With the top laid back
And the sunshine shining
Cowboy
All my time
At Hollywood and Vine
