WELL MAMA
WAS EXHAUSTED
AFTER SHE HAD ME
TOOK TWO NURSES
TO HOLD ME AND
ONE NURSE TO SLAP ME
DOCTOR TURNED
TO MAMA
AND HE SHOOK HIS HEAD
WIPED THE SWEAT
OFF HIS BROW
AND THEN HE SAID
THIS BOY'S
WAY OFF THE CHARTS
AS FAR AS I CAN TELL
WOO BRRR MAMA
HE'S A DOUBLE X-L
BY THE SECOND GRADE
I WAS FIVE-FOOT-TWO
FIFTH GRADE
I WAS WEARIN'
A SIZE TWELVE SHOE
EIGHTH GRADE
I WAS SHOPPIN'
AT THE BIG AND TALL
AND THE COACHES
HAD ME PLAYIN'
HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL
UNCLE ROY SAID BOY
YOU'LL MAKE THE NFL
WOO BRRR SON
YOU'RE A DOUBLE X-L
DOUBLE X-L
DOUBLE X-L
DON'T CALL ME
ON THE PHONE
JUST RING
MY DINNER BELL
DOUBLE X-L
DOUBLE X-L
I'M A LEAN MEAN
LOVE MACHINE
THAT LIKES TO BE HELD
WOO BRRR BABY
I'M A DOUBLE X-L HOH
HERE WE GO
COUNTRY CUTIES
IN TEXAS
STRING BIKINIS
IN FLORIDA
BARBIE DOLLS
DRIVIN' LEXUS'
OUT IN CALIFORNIA
A SKINNY LITTLE
PRETTY BOY
AIN'T WHAT
THEY WANNA HOLD
THEY WANT A REAL MAN
WITH MEAT ON HIS BONES
I'LL YANK THEIR YANKEES
RING THEIR
SOUTHERN BELLS
THEY SAY OOH BRRR
WE LOVE A DOUBLE X-L
DOUBLE X-L
DOUBLE X-L
DON'T CALL ME
ON THE PHONE
JUST RING
MY DINNER BELL
DOUBLE X-L
DOUBLE X-L
I'M A LEAN MEAN
LOVE MACHINE
THAT LIKES TO BE HELD
WOO BRRR BABY
I'M A DOUBLE X-L
DOUBLE X-L SOLO
WELL DOUBLE X-L
DOUBLE X-L
DON'T CALL ME
ON THE PHONE
JUST RING
MY DINNER BELL
DOUBLE X-L
DOUBLE X-L
I'M A LEAN MEAN
LOVE MACHINE
THAT LIKES TO BE HELD
WOO BRRR BABY
I'M A DOUBLE X-L
WELL IF YA HAVE
ANY DOUBTS
COME SEE FOR YOURSELF
WHY ALL THE GIRLS
LOVE A DOUBLE X-L
WOO BRRR YEAH
I'M A DOUBLE X-L
YEAH HOH WOH
TRIPLE X-L TOO
HUAH