WELL MAMA
WAS EXHAUSTED
AFTER SHE HAD ME
TOOK TWO NURSES
TO HOLD ME
AND ONE NURSE
TO SLAP ME
DOCTOR TURNED
TO MAMA
AND HE SHOOK HIS HEAD
WIPED THE SWEAT
OFF HIS BROW
AND THEN HE SAID
THIS BOY
IS WAY OFF THE CHARTS
FAR AS I CAN TELL
OOH Brrrrr MAMA
HE'S A DOUBLE X L
BY THE SECOND GRADE
I WAS FIVE FOOT TWO
FIFTH GRADE
I WAS WEARIN'
A SIZE TWELVE SHOE
EIGHTH GRADE
I WAS SHOPPIN'
AT THE BIG AND TALL
AND THE COACHES
HAD ME PLAYIN'
HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL
UNCLE ROY SAID BOY
YOU'LL MAKE THE NFL
OOH Brrrrr SON
YOU'RE A DOUBLE X L
DOUBLE X L
DOUBLE X L
DON'T CALL ME
ON THE PHONE
JUST RING MY
DINNER BELL
DOUBLE X L
DOUBLE X L
I'M A LEAN MEAN
LOVE MACHINE
THAT LIKES TO BE HELD
OOH Brrrr BABY
I'M A DOUBLE X L OH
HERE WE GO
COUNTRY CUTIES
IN TEXAS
STRING BIKINIS
IN FLORIDA
BARBIE DOLLS
DRIVIN' LEXUS'
OUT IN CALIFORNIA
A SKINNY LITTLE
PRETTY BOY AIN'T WHAT
THEY WANNA HOLD
THEY WANT A REAL MAN
WITH MEAT
ON HIS BONES
I'LL YANK
THEIR YANKEES
RING THEIR
SOUTHERN BELLES
THEY SAY OOH Brrrr
WE LOVE A DOUBLE X L
DOUBLE X L
DOUBLE X L
DON'T CALL ME
ON THE PHONE
JUST RING MY
DINNER BELL
DOUBLE X L
DOUBLE X L
I'M A LEAN MEAN
LOVE MACHINE
THAT LIKES TO BE HELD
OOH Brrrr BABY
I'M A DOUBLE X L
DOUBLE X L SOLO
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
WELL DOUBLE X L
DOUBLE X L
DON'T CALL ME
ON THE PHONE
JUST RING MY
DINNER BELL
DOUBLE X L
DOUBLE X L
I'M A LEAN MEAN
LOVE MACHINE
THAT LIKES TO BE HELD
OOH Brrrr BABY
I'M A DOUBLE X L
WELL IF YOU
HAVE ANY DOUBTS
YOU CAN SEE
FOR YOURSELF
WHY ALL THE GIRLS LOVE
A DOUBLE X L
OOH BRRRR YEAH
I'M A DOUBLE X L
YEAH
OH HOH
TRIPLE X L TOO
HUH