They'll be making sure
you stay amused
They'll fill you up with
drugs and booze
Maybe you'll make
the evening news
And when you're tripping
over your dreams
They'll keep you down
by any means
By the end of the night
you'll be stifling
your screams
Since you became
a VIPerson
It's like your problems
have all worsened
Your paranoia
casts aspersions
on the truths you know
And they'll just put
you in the spotlight
And hope that
you'll do alright
Or maybe not
Now why d'you
wanna go and put
stars in their eyes?
Why d'you wanna
go and put stars
in their eyes?
So why d'you
wanna go and put
stars in their eyes?
Now why d'you
wanna go and put
stars in their eyes?
Stars in their eyes?
Remember they said
you'd show them all
Emphasise the rise
and not the fall
And now you're playing
a shopping mall
Your mum and dad
they can't believe
what you appear
to have achieved
While the rest of these
users are just laughing
in their sleeves
Since you became
a VIPerson
It's like your problems
have all worsened
Your paranoia
casts aspersions
on the truths
you know
And now the tabloids
use your face to
document your
fall from grace
And then they'll tell you
that that's just
the way it goes
That's just
the way it goes
Now why d'you wanna
go and put
stars in their eyes?
It's the same old story
Well they just
didn't realise
And it's a long way
to come from the
Dog and Duck
karaoke machine
And Saturday night's
drunken dreams
Now why d'you wanna
go and put
stars in their eyes?
It's the same
old story
Well they just
didn't realise
And it's a long way
to come from your
private bedroom
dance routines
And Saturday night's
drunken dreams
Now why d'you
wanna go and put
stars in their eyes?
Why d'you wanna
go and put
stars in their eyes?
So why d'you wanna
go and put
stars in their eyes?
Now why d'you wanna
go and put
stars in their eyes?
Stars in their eyes?
Now why d'you wanna
go and put
stars in their eyes?
It's the same old story
Well they just
didn't realise
And it's a long way
to come from the
Dog and Duck
karaoke machine
And Saturday night's
drunken dreams
Behind the steel barrier
and sequins and glitter
Five inch heels still
knee deep in the litter
Each of them
a bitter bullsh***er
wrapped up in the cloak
of fake glamour, getting
lost in the camera
Well footprints are
fools gold and diamonds
crust the glitz on their
one off plimsolls
So little time for these
one off a***holes
Rigour mortis
Ken and Barbie dolls
A pair of big shades
and a push up bra
It's such a short gap
between the
gutter and stars
That you've come a
long way from the place
that you started
So why'd you
wanna go and get
so down hearted?
Welcome to the
kingdom of the blagger
Uncut in your nose
keep holdin'
your bladder
A whole lot happier
a whole lot sadder
Used to be satisfied
but now you feel
like Mick Jagger
Now why d'you wanna
go and put
stars in their eyes?
It's the same old story
Well they just
didn't realise
And it's a long way
to come from the
Dog and Duck
karaoke machine
And Saturday night's
drunken dreams
Now why d'you wanna
go and put
stars in their eyes?
It's the same
old story
Well they just
didn't realise
And it's a long way
to come from your
private bedroom
dance routines
And Saturday night's
drunken dreams