AS THE MAID
POURED WINE
AND WE PREPARED
TO DINE
I KNEW I WAS FEELIN'
OUT OF PLACE
AT A TABLE AS LARGE
AS A RIVER BARGE
AND I LOVE YOU
WRITTEN ALL ON
YOUR FACE
I APPRECIATE
YOUR HOSPITALITY
BUT I WISH
THAT WE WOULD GO
LET ME DRIVE US
TO McDONALD'S
AND I'LL TALK TO YOU
CONCERNING SOMETHING
YOU SHOULD
REALLY KNOW
I'M JUST A
COMMON MAN
DRIVE A COMMON VAN
MY DOG AIN'T GOT
A PEDIGREE
IF I HAVE MY SAY
GONNA STAY THAT WAY
CAUSE HIGH-BROWED
PEOPLE
LOSE THEIR SANITY
AND A COMMON MAN
IS WHAT I'LL BE
4 BAR
BREAK
I'LL TAKE A CHEVROLET
JUST ANY DAY
SO GIVE YOUR DADDY
BACK HIS
MERCEDES BENZ
AND THERE'S SOME
COMMON PEOPLE
THAT I HANG OUT WITH
THEY'RE MY
GOOD-TIME BUDDIES
THEY'RE MY FRIENDS
AND I'D RATHER
CHUG-A-LUG A MUG
OF BUDWEISER BEER
THAN SIP A CRYSTAL
GLASS OF WINE
SO WON'T YOU
MAKE YOUR MIND UP
TO BELIEVE IN ME
AND LEAVE THIS
HIGH-LIVIN' WORLD
BEHIND
I'M JUST A
COMMON MAN
DRIVE A COMMON VAN
MY DOG AIN'T GOT
A PEDIGREE
AND IF I HAVE MY SAY
GONNA STAY THAT WAY
CAUSE HIGH-BROWED
PEOPLE
LOSE THEIR SANITY
AND A COMMON MAN
IS WHAT I'LL BE
YES I'M HAPPY
JUST BEIN' FREE
AND I'M HAPPY
JUST BEIN' ME
AND I HOPE
THAT YOU WILL SEE
I'M JUST A
COMMON MAN
DRIVE A COMMON VAN
MY DOG AIN'T GOT
A PEDIGREE
IF I HAVE MY SAY
GONNA STAY THAT WAY
CAUSE HIGH-BROWED
PEOPLE LOSE THEIR
SANITY
AND A COMMON MAN
IS WHAT I'LL BE
I'M JUST A
COMMON MAN
DRIVE A COMMON VAN
MY DOG AIN'T GOT
A PEDIGREE