Now girl I know you used
to the same old same
But we ain't floating that boat
No we ain't riding that train
Hop on my rocket ship
and let's get outta here
Let me put a little shimmer
in your atmosphere
Now let's get outta this town
Outta this club
Girl whatever you're sipping
I'm-a mix it up
Take a few tick-tocks
off of your clock
Put a little Third Rock
in your hip-hop I got that
1 994 Joe Diffie coming
out my radio
I'm just a country boy
with a farmer's tan
So help me girl
I'll be your pick-up man
How 'bout a night to remember
and a fifth of Goose
'Bout to bust out
my honky-tonk attitude
A little feel good you
ain't never felt before
I'm talking 1994
Hey Joe Joe Joe Diffie
Joe Joe Joe Diffie
Joe Joe Joe Diffie
Girl don't you worry
now your ship just came in
So go on tell your mama
Tell all your friends
That your new favorite color
is John Deere green
Hop in this truck
aka time machine
1994 Joe Diffie coming
out my radio
I'm just a country boy
with a farmer's tan
So help me girl
I'll be your pick-up man
How 'bout a night to remember
and a fifth of Goose
'Bout to bust out
my honky-tonk attitude
A little feel good you
ain't never felt before
I'm talking 1 994
Hey Joe Joe Joe Diffie
Joe Joe Joe Diffie
Joe Joe Joe Diffie
Baby if you're looking
for a good time
Let me take you
to the C-O-U-N-T-R-Y
Now baby let's go
Holler if you're with me
Hey Joe come on
and teach us how to Diffie
1994 Joe Diffie coming
out my radio
I'm just a country boy
with a farmer's tan
So help me girl
I'll be your pick-up man
How 'bout a night to remember
and a fifth of Goose
'Bout to bust out
my honky-tonk attitude
A little feel good you
ain't never felt before
I'm talking 1994
Hey Joe Joe Joe Diffie
Joe Joe Joe Diffie
Joe Joe Joe Diffie
Will the real Joe Diffie
please stand up