Just 'cos I ain't never 'ad
no nothin' worth 'avin'
never ever never, ever
You ain't got no call not to
think I wouldn't fall into
thinking that I ain't too, clever
And it ain't not 'avin' one thing
and not another either
neither is it anyfink, what ever
And it's not not knowing that
there ain't nothin' showin'
and no answer to the
name of Trevor, however
Just 'cos ain't never said no
nothin' worth sayin'
never ever never never, ever
Things 'a got read into what
I never said 'til me mouth
becomes me head which
ain't not all that, clever
And it's not not sayin' one
thing nor not another either
neither is it anyfink
I 'avn't said, whatever
And it ain't not provin' that
me mind ain't movin' and
no answer to the name,
of Trevor, however
Knock me down
with a feather,
clever Trevor
Wide brows wonder
whether clever
Trevor's clever
Either have they got,
nor neither haven't not
got the right to make a
clot out of Trevor
Why should I feel bad about
somethin' I ain't 'ad such
stupidness is mad 'cos
nothing under foot
Comes to nothing less to
add to a load of old tut
And I ain't 'alf not 'alf glad
'cos there's nowhere to
put it even if I 'ad
I'm a bit of a jack the lad
Knock me down
with a feather,
clever Trevor
Wide brows wonder
whether clever Trevor's clever
Either have they got,
nor neither haven't not
got no right to make
a clot out of Trevor
Also, it takes much longer
to get up north,
the slow way