Well I bought that drugstore
out of red roses
And a bottle of
the best wine I could do
I told her she's beautiful
so she knows it
And I can tell by her smile
it was overdue
And we were getting
to the good part
We had the living room
lights down low
'Til you ruined the mood
when your call came through
She had enough and
handed me the phone
I said
You're the one calling her up
While I'm the one
calling her darling
Your drive's the one
she tore out
Now mine's the one
she's parking in
The worst day of your life
Is where the rest of mine
got started
You're the one calling her up
While I'm the one
calling her darling
The bridge back to her
I'm sure you burned it
And I hate to be the one
to break the news
That's a hell of a lesson there
that you're learning
Yeah you oughta
learn to treat a lady
like I do
And I can tell you once
I can tell you twice
Ain't anything
you don't know tonight
You're the one calling her up
While I'm the one
calling her darling
Your drive's the one
she tore out
Now mine's the one
she's parking in
The worst day of your life
Is where the rest of mine
got started
You're the one calling her up
While I'm the one
calling her darling
You're the one calling her up
While I'm the one
calling her darling
Your drive's the one
she tore out
Now mine's the one
she's parking in
The worst day of your life
Is where the rest of mine
got started
You're the one calling her up
While I'm the one
Yeah I'm the one
calling her darling
Well I told her
she was beautiful
so she knows it
And I could tell by her smile
she was over you