I remember when I was a lad
What a fine baseball
Team we had
Folks would come from
Miles around to see us play
We played the Red Sox
Beat their socks off
We played the Red Legs
Beat their legs off
We played the Astros
But it rained that day
Daddy played first base
Mama played second
Brother and sister were the
Catcher and the pitcher
Shortstop was a
Good old boy name Sue
Three big home run
Hittin' guys
Out in the outfield
Shaggin' filies
Brothers Art 'n' Bart
And cousin Fargo too
I remember one place so well
Stayin' at the
Old Baseball Hotel
Owned and operated
By my Uncle Fred
We all laughed
When he'd explain
How the Baseball Hotel
Got it's name
The pitcher's on the table
And the catcher's under the bed
Daddy played first base
Mama played second
Brother and sister were the
Catcher and the pitcher
Shortstop was a
Good old boy name Sue
Three big home run
Hittin' guys
Out in the outfield
Shaggin' filies
Brothers Art 'n' Bart
And cousin Fargo too
Out to the barnyard
We would go
Learnin' how to hit
And run and throw
We had cows and horses
All around the place
Once we laughed
Until we split
When my daddy got a hit
He slid into what
He thought was second base
Daddy played first base
Mama played second
Brother and sister were the
Catcher and the pitcher
Shortstop was a
Good old boy name Sue
Three big home run
Hittin' guys
Out in the outfield
Shaggin' filies
Brothers Art 'n' Bart
And cousin Fargo too
Brothers Art 'n' Bart
And cousin Fargo too