You say either
And I say I-ther
You say neither
I say ni-ther
Either I-ther
Neither ni-ther
Let's call
The whole thing off
You say potato
I say potata
You say tomato
I say Creole tomata
Oh let's call
The whole thing off
Oh if we call
The whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh
If we ever part
That would break
My heart
So I say erster
You say oyster
I'm not gonna stop
Eatin' ersters
Just 'cause you
Say oysters
Let's call
The whole thing off
Oh if we call
The whole thing off
Then we must part
Woh then
If we ever part
That would break
My heart
So I say pajamas
You say pajarmas
Sugar what's the
problem
Oh for we know
We need each other so
We better call
The calling off off
Oh let's
Oh let's
Oh let's
Baby let's
Sugar why don't we
I'm talkin' baby why
I won't see you
Anymore
Oh let's
Let's call
The whole thing off