Gym Class Heroes
Ha ha
you know what it is
Gym Class Heroes
The Dream
It's hard to look innocent
when I got cookie crumbs
all over my face and s**t
I like girls
they like me
they look so good
in their Seven jeans
You're strictly the one
and my only
I wanna be faithful
but I can't keep
my hands out
the cookie jar
My hands, my hands,
my uh my hands
can't keep my hands,
my hands, my, my, my
Can't keep my hands,
my hands, my, my, my
can't keep my hands,
my hands my hands
out the cookie jar
You see I got this problem
I need help tryna solve it
'cause meeting after
meeting and I'm still
a cookie holic
You can hide them
Imma find them
on the counter
in the closet
And I'll say I ain't do it
with my face covered
in chocolate
My girl be setting
booby traps
to catch me eating
Scooby snacks
I left crumbs
in the bed once
but I told her I was
through with that
She still don't be
believing me
and I guess that
I'm cool with that
But I got a sweet tooth
that'll never come loose
and the truth of
the matter is
I like girls
they like me
they look so good
in their Seven jeans
You're strictly the one
and my only
I want to be faithful
but I can't keep
my hands out
the cookie jar
My hands, my hands,
my ha uh my hands
can't keep my hands,
my hands, my, my, my
Can't keep my hands,
my hands, my, uh, my
can't keep my hands,
my hands my hands
out the cookie jar
I got a thing for Milano,
Biscotti Italianos
and I never turn down
some Oreos if you
got those
Butter Pecan Puerto
Rican,
or them Oatmeal
Raisin Asians
Hazelnut Brazilians,
Macadamia Caucasians,
Double stuffed or thin mint
it don't matter
you gettin' it
'Cause I got a sweet tooth
that'll never come loose
and the fact of
the matter is
I like girls
they like me
they look so good
in their Seven jeans
You're strictly the one
and my only
I want to be faithful
but I can't keep
my hands out
the cookie jar
My hands, my hands,
my ha uh my hands
can't keep my hands,
my hands, my, my, my
Can't keep my hands,
my hands, my, uh, my
can't keep my hands,
my hands my hands
out the cookie jar
I'm a monster
for these cookies
I'm a beast
for they treats
An animal for
they crackers
head to head
they so damn sweet
Can't keep my hands,
my hands, my ha uh my
can't keep my hands,
my hands, my hands
out the cookie jar
And then you
have it ha ha
I tried my best
I went to
cookie anonymous
I guess I'm a failure
I can't seem to keep
my damn hands
out the cookie jar but,
it is what it is