If your
Paycheck depends
On the weather
And the clock
If your
Conversation calls
For a little more
Than a
Coffee pot
If you need
To pour your
Heart out
And try to
Rectify some
Situation that
You're facin'
Contact your
American
Honky-Tonk Bar
Association
When Uncle Sam
Dips in your
For most things
You don't mind
But when your
Dollar goes
To all of those
Standing in a
Welfare line
Rejoice
You have a voice
If you're
Concerned about
The destination
Of this great
Nation
It's called the
American
Honky-Tonk Bar
Association
It represents
The hard-hat
Gunrack
Achin' back
Over-taxed
Flag-wavin'
Fun-lovin' crowd
Well their heart is
In the music
And they love
To play it loud
There's no forms
Or no
Applications
There's no
Red tape
Administrations
It's the
American
Honky-Tonk Bar
Association
We're all one
Big family
Throughout the
Cities and
The Towns
We don't reach
For handouts
We reach for those
Who are down
And every
Local chapter
Has a seven days
A week available
Consultation
For your
Frustration
It's call an
American
Honky-Tonk Bar
Association
It represents
The mud-flap
Six-pack
Bare-crack
Over-taxed
Flag-wavin'
Fun-lovin' crowd
Well their heart
Is in the music
And they love
To play it loud
There's no forms
Or no
Applications
There's no
Red tape
Administrations
It's the
American
Honky-Tonk Bar
Association
Go join your
American
Honky-Tonk Bar
Association
Do not delay
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