I don't get a million bucks
for getting out of bed
I don't get a million fucks
when I punch folks
in the head
And even if we never get
a billboard top ten hit
At least we know
that Russell Crowe's bands
a fuckin' pile of shit
Come on
I don't get olympic athletes
to my barbecues
I don't get extortion threats
from the coffs harbour saloon
And even if our paychecks
might aswell be counterfeit
At least we know
that Russell Crowe's bands
a fuckin' pile of shit
At least we know
that Russell Crowe's bands
a fuckin' pile of shit