My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds
Up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could
lt'll all be gray
But your picture
On my wall
It reminds me
That it's not so bad
It's not so bad
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds
Up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could
lt'll all be gray
But your picture
On my wall
It reminds me
That it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Dear Slim
I wrote but you
Still ain't callin'
I left my cell
My pager and my
Home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters
Back in Autumn
You must not-a got 'em
There probably was
A problem at the
Post Office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble
Addresses too sloppy
When I jot 'em
But anyways Fxck it
What's been up
Man how's your daughter
My girlfriends pregnant
Too I'm 'bout
To be a father
If I have a daughter
Guess what I'ma call her
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your
Uncle Ronnie too
I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself
Over some bxtch who
Didn't want him
I know you probably
Hear this everyday
But I'm your biggest fan
I even got the
Underground shxt that
You did with Skam
I got a room full of
Your posters and
Your pictures man
I like the shxt you
Did with Rawkus too
That shxt was fat
Anyways I hope you
Get this man
Hit me back just to chat
Truly yours your
Biggest fan this is Stan
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds
Up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could
lt'll all be gray
But your picture
On my wall
It reminds me
That it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Dear Slim you still
Ain't called or wrote
I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad- I just think
It's fxcked up you
Don't answer fans
lfyou didn't wanna
Talk to me outside
Your concert
You didn't have to
But you coulda signed
An autograph for Matthew
That's my little
Brother man
He's only six years old
We waited in the
Blistering cold for you
Four hours and
You just said ''No''
That's pretty shxtty man-
You're like his fxckin' idol
He wants to be just
Like you man
He likes you
More than I do
Sometimes I even cut
Myselfto see how
Much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline
The pain is such a
Sudden rush for me
See everything you
Say is real and I respect you
'Cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous
'Cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you
Like I know you Slim
No one does
She don't know what it
Was like for people like
Us growin' up
You gotta call me man
I 'll be the biggest fan
You'll ever lose
Sincerely yours
Stan- P S we should
Be together too
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds
Up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could
lt'll all be gray but your
Picture on my wall
It reminds me
That it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-
To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans
This'll be the last package
I ever send your ass
It's been six months
And still no word-
I don't deserve it
I know you got my last
Two letters I wrote the
Addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette
I'm sending you
I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now
I'm doing 90
On the freeway
I love you Slim
We coulda been together
Think about it
You ruined it now
I hope you can't sleep
And you dream about it
And when you dream
I hope you can't sleep
And you scream about it
I hope your conscience
Eats at you and you
Can't breathe without me
See Slim shut up bxtch
I'm tryin' to talk
Hey Slim that's my girlfriend
Screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't slit her throat
I just tied her up
See I ain't like you
'Cause if she suffocates
She'll suffer more
And then she'll die too
Well gotta go
I'm almost at
The bridge now
Oh shxt I forgot
How'm I supposed to
Send this shxt out
Dear Stan I meant to
Write you sooner but
I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's
Pregnant now how
Far along is she
Look I'm really flattered
You would call
Your daughter that
And here's an autograph
For your brother
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see
You at the show
I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shxt
Intentionallyjust to diss you
But what's this shxt
You said about you
Like to cut your wrists too
I say that shxtjust
Clownin' dogg c'mon-
How fxcked up is you
You got some issues Stan
I think you need
Some counseling
To help your ass from
Bouncing offthe walls
When you get down some
And what's this shxt
About us meant
To be together
That type of shxt'll make
Me not want us to
Meet each other
I really think you and
Your girlfriend
Need each other
Or maybe you just
Need to treat her better
I hope you get to read
This letter I just hope
It reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself
I think that you'll be
Doin' just fine
lfyou relax a little
I'm glad I inspire you
But Stan
Why are you so mad
Try to understand
That I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you
To do some crazy shxt
I seen this one shxt
On the news a couple
Weeks ago that
Made me sick
Some dude was drunk
And drove his car
Over a bridge
And had his girlfriend
In the trunk and she
Was pregnant with his kid
And in the car
They found a tape
But they didn't say
Who it was to
Come to think about
His name was it was you
Damn