Announcer Meet Eddie
Twenty-three years old
Fed up with life
And way things are going
He decides to rob
A liquor store
But on his way in
He has a sudden change of heart
And suddenly
His conscience comes into play...
Dr. Dre
Alright stop
Now before you walk in the door
Of this liquor store
And try to get money
Out the drawer
You better think
of the consequence
Who are you
I'm your motherfxxkin' conscience
Eminem That's nonsense
Go in and gaffle the money
And run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a **** dress
And one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days
lf you shave your legs
With an aged razor blade
Dr. Dre Yeah but if it all
goes through
Like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you
And they'll expose you
Think about it
Before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk
She's older than George Burns
Eminem Fxxk that Do that sh
Shoot that bxtch
Can you afford to blow this shxt
Are you that rich
Why you give a fxxk if she dies
Are you that bxtch
Do you really think
She gives a fxxk
lf you have kids
Dr. Dre Man don't do it
It's not worth it to risk it
Not over this shxt
Drop the biscuit
Don't even listen to Slim yo
He's bad for you
Eminem You know what Dre
I don't like your attitude..
It's alright c'mon
Yo it's gonna be alright
Announcer
Meet Stan twenty-one years old
After meeting a young girl
At a rave party
Things start getting
Hot and heavy
In an upstairs bedroom
Once again
His conscience comes into play
Eminem Now listen to me
While you're kissin her cheek
And smearin her lipstick
I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do
Is nibble on this
Little bxtch's earlobe..
Dre This girl's
Only fifteen years old
You shouldn't take
Advantage of her
That's not fair
Eminem Yo look at her bush..
Does it got hair
Uh huh Fxxk this bxtch
Right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out
And she forgot how she got there
Man ain't you ever seen
That one movie Kids
Pssh no but I seen
The porno with Sun Doobiest
Shxt you wanna
Get hauled offto jail
Man fxxk that
Hit that shxt raw
Dawg and bail..
Announcer Meet Grady
A twenty-nine year old
Construction worker
After coming home
From a hard day's work
He walks in the door
Of his trailer park home
To find his wife
In bed with another man
Dr. Dre Alright calm down
Relax start breathin..
Eminem Fxxk that shxt
You just caught
This bxtch cheatin
While you at work
She's with some dude
Tryin to get off
FXXK slittin her throat
CUT THIS BXTCH'S HEAD OFF
Dr. Dre Wait What if there's
An explanation for this shxt
What She tripped Fell
Landed on his dxck
Alright Shady
Maybe he's right Grady
But think about the baby
Before you get all crazy
Eminem Thought about it
Still wanna stab her
Grab her by the throat
Get your daughter
And kidnap her
That's what I did be smart
Don't be a retard
You gonna take advice
From somebody
Who sIapped DEE BARNES
Dr. Dre What'chu say
What's wrong
Didn't think I'd remember
I'ma kill you motherfxxker
Eminem
Uhhh-aahh Temper temper
Mr. Dre Mr. N W. .A.
Mr. AK comin' straight
Outta Compton
Y'all better make way
How in the fxxk
You gonna tell this man
Not to be violent
Dr. Dre Cause he don't need
To go the same route
That I went
Been there done that..
Aw fxxk it... What am I sayin
Shoot em both Grady
Where your gun at